Oh wise TEFers

[reeves4england]

Difficult manouevre, depending on the design - best technique would probably to drop said item onto the inside of an open door (presuming its a flip down door) and then close it quickly, hurling said item in to the oven.

A side opening door presents an even greater problem - you may need to incorporate a baking tray.

Clearly this will take some planning...

[flammableBen]

Shit onto a sheet of greaseproof paper then just then just slide/turn it in.

[donkey]

Amatuers.  Everyone knows you shit in the cistern.  It will break up a treat and flush just beautifully.

[reeves4england]

Ok, so the property manager spoke to the mortgage company who owns the flat, and they've agreed to let us move out on 14th October so they can sell the place. I'm getting that put in writing before they realise they've let it get into a condition so bad that nodboy will want to buy it!

So now I guess I'd better hurry up and find a new flat by the time term starts!