Waste of time - those with lives need not participate

[Doore]

This borefest rens a little something like this.  Pick a band/artist, and answer the questions using only songs by that band/artist.

Predictably, I've gone with The Beatles.

Are you a male or female? This boy.

Describe yourself: I am the Walrus.

How do you feel? I feel fine.

Describe where you currently live: Nowhere man.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Strawberry fields forever

Your favourite form of transportation? Drive my car.

Your best friend? Doctor Robert.

You and your best friends are: Sgt Pepper’s lonely heart club band.

What's the weather like? Rain.

Favourite time of day? Yesterday.

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? A day in the life.

What is life to you? Something.

Your relationship? She’s a woman.

Your fear? You’re gonna lose that girl.

What is the best advice you have to give? Let it be.

How I would like to die: Happiness is a warm gun.

My soul's present condition: Here, there and everywhere

My motto: Tomorrow never knows.

As I said, its rather sad, but amused me for half an hour.

[DV]

Are you a male or female? Better Man

Describe yourself: Rock n Roll Star

How do you feel? Supersonic

Describe where you currently live: Up In The Sky

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? All Around The World

Your favourite form of transportation? Roll With It (!!!)

Your best friend? Little James

You and your best friends are: Going Nowhere

What's the weather like? Turn Up The Sun

Favourite time of day? Digsy's Dinner

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Morning Glory

What is life to you? Champagne Supernova

Your relationship? Love Like A Bomb

Your fear? The Shock Of The Lightening

What is the best advice you have to give? Stay Young

How I would like to die: Cigaretts & Alcohol

My soul's present condition: Be Here Now

My motto: Live Forever

[Samdy Gray]

I'll let you guess the artist.

Are you a male or female? Superman

Describe yourself: Looks Like Chaplin

How do you feel? I'm Alright

Describe where you currently live: A Thousand Trees

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Vegas Two Times

Your favourite form of transportation? Traffic

Your best friend? My Friends

You and your best friends are: Last Of The Big Time Drinkers

What's the weather like? T-Shirt Sun Tan

Favourite time of day? Lying In The Sun

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Caravan Holiday

What is life to you? Maybe Tomorrow

Your relationship? Girl

Your fear? Drowning

What is the best advice you have to give? I Wouldn't Believe Your Radio

How I would like to die: Too Many Sandwiches

My soul's present condition: High As The Ceiling

My motto: Is Yesterday, Tomorrow, Today?

[DV]

the stereophonics..

[Ƭ̵̬̊: The Artist Formerly Known as CWIG]

Are you a male or female? Boy About Town

Describe yourself: Mr Clean

How do you feel? It's too bad

Describe where you currently live: Strange Town

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? The place i love

Your favourite form of transportation? In the street today

Your best friend? Saturdays Kids

You and your best friends are: Thick as thieves

What's the weather like? The Burning Sky

Favourite time of day? Just who is the 5'oclock hero?

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Thats Entertainment

What is life to you? Precious

Your relationship? Slow Down

Your fear? The planners dream goes wrong

What is the best advice you have to give? Don't tell them you're sane

How I would like to die: 'A' Bomb in Wardour Street

My soul's present condition: It's too bad

My motto: Time for Truth

[sonicyouth]

Are you a male or female? Gin Soaked Boy.

Describe yourself: Just Another Sucker On The Vine.

How do you feel? I'm Still Here.

Describe where you currently live: House Where Nobody Lives.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? I Wish I Was In New Orleans.

Your favourite form of transportation? The Pontiac.

Your best friend? Dave The Butcher.

You and your best friends are: Goin' Out West.

What's the weather like? Blue Skies.

Favourite time of day? I'm Your Late Night Prostitute.

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Frank's Wild Years.

What is life to you? What Keeps Mankind Alive.

Your relationship? I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You.

Your fear? Baby Gonna Leave Me.

What is the best advice you have to give? Don't go Into The Barn.

How I would like to die: Whistlin' PastThe Graveyard.

My soul's present condition: I Don't Wanna Grow Up.

My motto: Day After Tomorrow

[Reg Smeeton]

Are you a male or female?  Wrong 'em Boyo

Describe yourself: White Man in Hammersmith Palais

How do you feel? Lost in the Supermarket

Describe where you currently live: This Is England

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Safe European Home

Your favourite form of transportation? Brand New Cadillac

Your best friend? Tommy Gun

You and your best friends are: The Last Gang in Town

What's the weather like? Lightning Strikes

Favourite time of day? Midnight Log

If your life was a TV show, what would it be?  What's My Name

What is life to you? Hateful

Your relationship? Should I Stay or Should I Go

Your fear? Armageddon Time

What is the best advice you have to give? Stay Free

How I would like to die: Remote Control

My soul's present condition: Straight to Hell

My motto: Rock the Casbah

[Simon Pieman]

I've cheated a bit as a couple of songs are covers and one is not a song but an album title, but it was tricky nonetheless:

Are you a male or female? Exploding Boy.

Describe yourself: Stupid Kid.

How do you feel? Weak Week.

Describe where you currently live: Rooftops.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? San Francisco.

Your favourite form of transportation? Snake Oil Tanker.

Your best friend? My Friend Peter.

You and your best friends are: Bloodied Up.

What's the weather like? Continental.

Favourite time of day? Good Mourning.

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Cooking Wine.

What is life to you? Trouble Breathing.

Your relationship? Keep 'Em Coming.

Your fear? Maybe I'll Catch Fire.

What is the best advice you have to give? Take Lots With Alcohol.

How I would like to die: Nose Over Tail.

My soul's present condition: Cringe.

My motto: Sorry About That.

[land_of_bo]

Are you a male or female? Richard III

Describe yourself: Cheapskate

How do you feel? Alright

Describe where you currently live: Moving

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? St. Petersburg

Your favourite form of transportation? Mansize Rooster

Your best friend? Mary

You and your best friends are: Going out

What's the weather like? Sun hits the sky

Favourite time of day? Late in the day

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Caught by the fuzz

What is life to you? Fin

Your relationship? Kiss of life

Your fear? Bad blood

What is the best advice you have to give? Diamond Hoo ha man

How I would like to die? Pumping on your stereo

My soul's present condition? Seen the light

My motto? Never done anything like that before

[STFCDude3]

Are you a male or female? The mans too strong

Describe yourself: Lady Writer

How do you feel? So Far Away

Describe where you currently live: Telegraph Road

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Southbound Again

Your favourite form of transportation? Walk of Life

Your best friend? Calling Elvis

You and your best friends are: Sultans of Swing

What's the weather like? It Never Rains

Favourite time of day? Fade To Black

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Once Upon a Time In the West

What is life to you? Heavy Fuel

Your relationship? Tunnel Of Love

Your fear? Industrial Disease

What is the best advice you have to give? Love Over Gold

How I would like to die? Six Blade Knife

My soul's present condition? Why Worry

My motto? I Think I Love You Too Much

[Barry Scott]

Are you a male or female? Tough Guy

Describe yourself: Hey Fuck You

How do you feel? Finger Lickin' Good

Describe where you currently live: In a World Gone Mad

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? I don't know

Your favourite form of transportation? Intergalactic

Your best friend? Jimmy James

You and your best friends are: B-Boys Makin' with The Freak Freak

What's the weather like? Time for Livin'

Favourite time of day? Time to get ill

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Right Right Now Now

What is life to you? Just a Test

Your relationship? Hey Ladies

Your fear? Instant Death

What is the best advice you have to give? Lighten Up

How I would like to die: Heart attack man

My soul's present condition: High Plains Drifter

My motto: Deal with it

[Gelbfüßler]

Are you a male or female? Heart Attack Man

Describe yourself: Professor Booty.

How do you feel? Alive.

Describe where you currently live: Something's Got to Give.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? No Sleep Til Brooklyn

Your favourite form of transportation? Intergalactic.

Your best friend? High Plains Drifter.

You and your best friends are: Sneakin' Out The Hospital.

What's the weather like? Sure Shot.

Favourite time of day? Time to Get Ill

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Skills to Pay the Bills.

What is life to you? Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun.

Your relationship? She's On It.

Your fear? Sabotage.

What is the best advice you have to give? Shake Your Rump.

How I would like to die: Super Disco Breakin'.

My soul's present condition: I Don't Know

My motto: So What'cha Want.


Hmmmm, I appear to have a few the same as Barry Scott - oopsy

[Doore]

Are you a male or female? Fast Boy

Describe yourself: Carnt Be Trusted

How do you feel? Bluetonic


Describe where you currently live: I love The City

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Unpainted Arizona


Your favourite form of transportation? One Speed Gearbox

Your best friend? The Fountainhead

You and your best friends are: Never Going Nowhere


What's the weather like? Sky Will Fall

Favourite time of day? After Hours

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? Soloman Bites The Worm

What is life to you? Putting Out Fires

Your relationship? Sleazy Bed Track


Your fear? Autophilia

What is the best advice you have to give? Keep The Home Fires Burning

How I would like to die: Down At The Reservoir


My soul's present condition: If…

My motto: Things Change

[Doore]

Are you a male or female? Top Man


Describe yourself: Charmless Man

How do you feel? Tender


Describe where you currently live: Caravan

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Chemical World


Your favourite form of transportation? No Distance Left To Run

Your best friend? Dan Abnormal

You and your best friends are: Stereotypes


What's the weather like? Bad Day


Favourite time of day? Coffee and TV

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? This is a Low

What is life to you? The Universal

Your relationship? She’s So High


Your fear? On Your Own

What is the best advice you have to give? We’ve Got a File On You

How I would like to die: Chinese Bombs


My soul's present condition: Out Of Time

My motto: There’s No Other Way

I did those last two at work earlier.  Leaving soon and my commitment level has severely dropped.

[Weasel]

Are you a male or female? Maybe I am?

Describe yourself: Rookie of the Year

How do you feel?: Kicking and Screaming

Describe where you currently live: The Great Wide Open

If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Into Oblivion

Your favourite form of transportation? Drive

Your best friend? Charlie Don't Surf

You and your best friends are: All the Rage

What's the weather like? Constant Illuminations

Favourite time of day? Waking Up

If your life was a TV show, what would it be? She Drove Me to Daytime Television

What is life to you? Recovery

Your relationship? You Want Romance?

Your fear? Monsters

What is the best advice you have to give? Bend Your Arms to Look Like Wings.

How I would like to die: To Die Like Mouchette

My soul's present condition: History

My motto: You Can't See the Forest for the Wolves.