at the cinema, went to watch its all gone pete tong, sat down minding my own business after a couple of minutes someone threw some popcorn at me, so i thought fair enough probably just a one off, a minute later another piece landed in my fuckin drink.
i turned round and there were 3 chav fuckers sat there looking gormless. conversation went as follows word for word:
-did you just throw that?
-what
-dont play dumb you ugly cunt, did you just throw that
-no
-so it fell out the fuckin sky did it, do i look like a cunt
-wasnt me
-who the fuck was it then
shrugs
-right then as you 3 are so fuckin brave all 3 of you outside now
no movement
-not so fuckin hard now are we, now shut the fuck up or fuck off.
i felt like jackie chan
thank fuck they didnt go outside they would have kicked the shit out of me, at the end of the film i legged it
