Early morning drinking is ace
I've had the weekend from hell, I really should be working today but can't be arsed.
Split up with S&M bird and her parting words were "we met up, had a few drinks, the sex was great*, but I could have done that with anyone" my ego's taken a bit of a battering after that masterpiece. Bitch.
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I'm quite pleased I carried on banging my ex behind her back now
I'm about to open a second bottle of Vino and beat myself up about this sorry state of affairs.
Word mofo's..