I'm having an employee ID crisis - I used to be 000353 then the U.S. put me in a couple of systems as 00353 then we changed HR systems so I got a new ID 439692 but my old ID is still required for the other systems but sometimes I use 'prossiter' and other times I use my email address. To make things worse some of our systems force password changes every 3 months amd some don't and one only accepts the password you were given.
Basically it's a complete head fuck everytime I log in somewhere trying to remember the correct ID and password combination... Life was a lot better when I used to be known as just 'Paul' and the only password I had was written on the bottom of my keyboard