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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #15 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 18:54:28 »

If you read it back it sounds a whole load more.
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JPC82

« Reply #16 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 18:56:00 »

im currently trying to convice a girl to come to my house, altho she is supposed to be having a quiet night in with her boyfriend, ill keep u updated!

well i failed, but shes going out with her mates, 1 of which is my older sister, and is coming to me tomorrow, so as long as shes not with the boyf im pretty pleased Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 18:58:43 »

Isn't it about time you went after a girl who hasn't got a bf?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 18:58:52 »

i'd call that a blow out jcp
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #19 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:00:49 »

Tonight I shall be getting pissed. I will drink some nice cold Old English and move on to the wine around 9 ish. Just had cod n chips from York Road - lovely. A nice bit of strong cheddar and roquesfort later with the wine.
Girls Aloud are on the telly later, so volume down and oggle at 4 of them - not the ginger one. If I catch the neghbour I'll rip the piss out of him.
In the background to all of this I shall be real fucked off. Had to work today - just doing about 50-60 hoursa a week now, down from 70. We have been fucking dogshit at the cricket and got a good beating from the squirrel eaters.
I will then get up tomorrow with a hangover, take the kids out somewhere nice and convice myself that our boys can bat out 3 days and that the 5-0 drubbing was a one off and that we're mid table fodder.  
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:03:19 »

Isn't it about time you went after a girl who hasn't got a bf?

Who's down with OPP?
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JPC82

« Reply #21 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:05:20 »

i'd call that a blow out jcp

half a blow out!
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #22 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:08:32 »

She either turns or she don't. Sounds like a blow out to me.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:11:07 »

another possible shooing for jcp is on the cards then.
hero boyfriend hears of footballers friend trying to bone his chick,gets very angry and hunts jcp down.
footballers wife by any chance jcp?
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JPC82

« Reply #24 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:13:46 »

another possible shooing for jcp is on the cards then.
hero boyfriend hears of footballers friend trying to bone his chick,gets very angry and hunts jcp down.
footballers wife by any chance jcp?

no not a footballers wife, i wouldnt go with anyone married
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #25 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:14:57 »

Arriba you're probably judging him by your own ( and most others standards). Maybe he wants to sit her down with a mug of cocoa and talk about Nile Ranger or young boys.
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:21:08 »

no not a footballers wife, i wouldnt go with anyone married

You down with OPP
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #27 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:21:42 »

Yeah you know (erm) him...
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JPC82

« Reply #28 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:22:34 »

Yeah you know me
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, August 8, 2009, 19:32:10 »

im drinking whiskey, watching girls aloud with the sound down. Going out clubbing to a club full of 30 something sex in the cityesque women. lush.
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