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What's your plans for tonight?

Pub for me  :)

sit in, moan maybe watch some OFAH and go to bed.

im currently trying to convice a girl to come to my house, altho she is supposed to be having a quiet night in with her boyfriend, ill keep u updated!

  I've been on a roll of getting pissed, and lack of sleep, it's starting to take its toll.

  It is Saturday night though...so some sort of gentle beerage and football banter should be taken.

 

I would watch the cricket...but that's worse !!

I wrote off Headingley after the first hour yesterday....thought the football might provide a distraction.

Get down with OPP

I'm going to go out get drunk and kick a tramp

I'm going to sit around and use my anger to smash stuff up.

Off to Wetherspoon in Chard for some grub and many drinks to forget my woes.

I might have a very angry wank later.

Have you ever tried an unangry one Sie..its recomendable by myself.

Leefer that sounds like you're offering Si Pie a hand. Couldn't you at least use your own.

Uh hum no ta ....just offering some free advice.

There's something extra annoying about a result like this...I've enjoyed the close season, and would have quite happily carried on doing so for a couple of more weeks at least.

I fully expected to lose 1 or 2 nil, and could have quite easily rationalised it away....but this  >:(

If you read it back it sounds a whole load more.

well i failed, but shes going out with her mates, 1 of which is my older sister, and is coming to me tomorrow, so as long as shes not with the boyf im pretty pleased :)

Isn't it about time you went after a girl who hasn't got a bf?

i'd call that a blow out jcp

Tonight I shall be getting pissed. I will drink some nice cold Old English and move on to the wine around 9 ish. Just had cod n chips from York Road - lovely. A nice bit of strong cheddar and roquesfort later with the wine.
Girls Aloud are on the telly later, so volume down and oggle at 4 of them - not the ginger one. If I catch the neghbour I'll rip the piss out of him.
In the background to all of this I shall be real fucked off. Had to work today - just doing about 50-60 hoursa a week now, down from 70. We have been fucking dogshit at the cricket and got a good beating from the squirrel eaters.
I will then get up tomorrow with a hangover, take the kids out somewhere nice and convice myself that our boys can bat out 3 days and that the 5-0 drubbing was a one off and that we're mid table fodder.  

Who's down with OPP?

half a blow out!

She either turns or she don't. Sounds like a blow out to me.

another possible shooing for jcp is on the cards then.
hero boyfriend hears of footballers friend trying to bone his chick,gets very angry and hunts jcp down.
footballers wife by any chance jcp?

no not a footballers wife, i wouldnt go with anyone married

Arriba you're probably judging him by your own ( and most others standards). Maybe he wants to sit her down with a mug of cocoa and talk about Nile Ranger or young boys.

You down with OPP

Yeah you know (erm) him...

Yeah you know me

im drinking whiskey, watching girls aloud with the sound down. Going out clubbing to a club full of 30 something sex in the cityesque women. lush.

That sounds like it might be hard work...the neuroses on display may  be plentiful. Are you a good listener?

" really, wow, thats amazing, no way, bloody hell, as if he would do that! bastards arent they, well not all of us. so fancy a tequila? "

getting intoxicated in various ways pretty much

The Captain of Espanyol Daniel Jarque's been found dead according to Marca and a few sites like that. 26 years old. Seen him play on the box a few times and he looked very good. RIP.

Not the best of days really.

Exactly. I can't say I've been this fucked off by a result before. But then I didn't witness the Forest 7-1, but saw this first hand.

I went to a party after getting back from Pikeyland, however I'm not feeling it if I'm honest. Going to have a shower I think and see the full extent of the burn, additional to my neck and forearms I see my nose has gone a little pink too.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Im pink like a baboons bum :( and i didn't get drunk enough to throw up on a tramp :( i think i saw stfc lady but wasnr sure. whoever it was was bogying down and if i know one thing, its to never interrupt a woman whos boogying down

I went to a bbq and drank lots of beer and wine. Came home drank more wine and posted some bolloks. Then drank more wine and managed to beat my mate at chess. Possibly my biggest achievement of the year.

hats off to amy or emma? from leeds.

Although I got blown out earlier in the night she turned up on my door step at 11:45!

Fucking jehovas

I got kinds of edjected from the Kings arms in Calne which was a tad humilating  :-[

what were you doing?

underage youths?

Not half as humiliating as that sentence.

The bouncers were just being rude and mean - I went out to meet my mate from work and they wouldnt let us back in! - then we tried to get someone to let us in the door on the conservitory bit but the bouncer saw us and was mean and horrid

Didn't you ask if it was ok to go outside and you'd be back in shortly? Usually they give you five minutes or so.

well no!!! Its a bloody pub not Buckingham palace!!! I should be able to come and go as I please!!

Having to be escorted in and quickly out again by a bouncer to collect my cardigan was the final straw!

You ent got yer ticket,yer not comin in.

I had a mint Saturday. Worked 12-6, took my weeks wages out the till, walked round the other side of the bar and handed them all back over the course of the next 6 hours. Then went clubbing. Abused the wife, she went home early, so met the boys and got right on it. Superb. Forgot we were playing till about 9pm Sat night.... first day of the season at Gills. I fear my love of STFC may be drawing to a close, stupid uni. Better get to some games soon.

Bloody hell, we have bouncers on the door at a Pub in Calne. I can't wait to move from the area.

I know its a joke but I think it was one of the stipulations of re-opening?

Flash will prob know more?

I had a blue dress and I'm sure I saw you as I somehow ended up in Liquid!  Joe noticed you too I think!

I actually had a very good night but the liquid bit was a bit blurry :)

best to keep it blurry in there! tee hee!

Hell yes!  I managed to walk there in high shoes which was a bonus!

On another note re the Espanyol player, the hotel we stayed in in Barcelona was close to their brand new stadium and before the game the squad was in there as apparently they use it to concentrate and get in the zone before games!  I'm pretty sure he played against Liverpool that night too.   Scary how young he was.  We went to get tickets for Liverpool V Espanyol as thought it would cheap as it was a friendly however wanted 80 Euros each - 60 Euros each but not sitting together so we decided to ditch that idea!

Nice new stadium mind, might try post some pics when I can

Its the one they built for the Olympics that Espanyol play at isn't it? Pretty bog standard bowl shape if I remember rightly from the bus tour?