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Simon Pieman
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« on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 22:58:10 »

Nathan 'Nosebleed' Norris is being kept in hospital overnight. His nose decide to drench everything in sight with blood and then wouldn't stop.

Pretty epic, he was sat there with a tampon up his nose when I left him  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 23:00:45 »

fuck !

when did this happen ?

straight after you nutted him ?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 23:01:42 »

I know a clean sheet must have come as a shock to him, but seriously.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 23:02:46 »

Ah, was that what all the blood in the Arkells bogs was about? I thought there'd been a massive fight at half time ending up with someone getting their head smashed into a sink. Which seemed a bit on top for a friendly. Hope he's OK - there was a fair old drenching in there
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 23:06:01 »

It was about 20 minutes into the game. All but one of the STFC stewards/staff were really helpful so big thanks to them.

Took him to A&E when the second half started. He's ok, just pissed off that the bleeding won't stop I think. I reckon they may have to amputate his nose.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 23:09:14 »

Took him to A&E when the second half started. He's ok, just pissed off that the bleeding won't stop I think. I reckon they may have to amputate his nose.
But think of the money he'd make as a Michael Jackson tribute act. Gazza would buy tickets, for one
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 23:33:18 »

Nose bleeds ain't funny - I've had them off and on for the last 20 years. Worst part is some fucker always thinks you've been picking your nose too hard and refuses to accept they can just happen. Fortunately I can normally stop mine quickly, except for the one time it was going for half an hour and I was just getting ready to go to A&E when it stopped.

I must have lost shit loads of blood over the years and am surprised I've still got some left.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 05:29:36 »

Oh dear, get well soon Tails
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 06:25:53 »

Sad times. Get well soon
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 07:37:24 »

Get well soon Nath the force is with you and so are the cyber robins, i will tell corey and he will want to come and see you or contact you to make sure you are ok

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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 11:41:52 »

Oh nooo! not my pretty Tails!
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 11:42:47 »

ahhhh bless him - I saw on Facebook he was still in hospital
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 12:23:36 »

Nose bleeds ain't funny - I've had them off and on for the last 20 years. Worst part is some fucker always thinks you've been picking your nose too hard and refuses to accept they can just happen. Fortunately I can normally stop mine quickly, except for the one time it was going for half an hour and I was just getting ready to go to A&E when it stopped.

I must have lost shit loads of blood over the years and am surprised I've still got some left.

same here, i get them spontaneously and quite heavily. a pain in the arse on those rare occasion's where i have a job - stand around in the gents bleeding profusely and getting funny looks like colleagues you don't know.

hope nath is alright, i'd guess they just cauterized his nose - that's fun too, it makes your nose feels like it's bleeding for days after because it's so numb
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 12:54:19 »

Yeah, good luck Nath. 



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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 13:15:20 »

bloody part timer.

a real fan would have stayed for the game first.
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