Official Big Brother Thread

[yeo]

anthony - dont know who this is.
craig - or this one.
derek -
lesley - Is this the northern slut or the one with the big jaw?
kemal - boring prick seen it all before
makosi - nice hair.
mary -   .
maxwell - This is that pouncey dark haired lad innit
roberto - very gay,likes the sound of his own fucking voice to much.
sam - A bit of filth about her.
saskia - Im not sure which one this is
science - "Im  from the ghetto" no your not mate we dont have ghetto's in England we have run down estates your not American Fuck off you prick.I bet his Dads a vicar :x
vanessa - Big Jaw one or Northern Slut?

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As you can see I haven't really got the hang of this shit yet

[Onion_Jimbo]

no sir I hate him

[Ben Wah Balls]

I'm watching it on s4c now

So far Maxwell's entertained me most with his classic cockney chatting about Makosi "all up in me face givin' it all the lemon"

Sam's got be the fittest girl they've ever had on big brother and looks like she's always horny, none of the others are that fit. Vanessa's fucking ugly.

Science has been good value too ya geht me.

Anthony and Craig are anonymous as is Lesley, Saskia seems a bit annoying, Mary looks fucking mental.

Makosi's got a nice ass.

Derek's been ok, kemal dunno keep him in for now

[Bob's Orange]

Is it for any of these reasons??

1. He wears stilettos

2. He has an afro

3. He is camper than a row of pink spangly tents

4. He is annoying as fuck

The choice is yours!!

[Onion_Jimbo]

I dont care about him being gay (as long as he keeps his homophobic activities to himself) its just the fact that hes one of those people I want to smash in the face with a glass container filled with bees and acid.

[yeo]

Here are some odds,didnt one of you lot make a load of cash on this last year?


Kemal 5/2  
Anthony 13/2  
Makosi 13/2  
Derek 8/1  
Roberto 8/1  
Maxwell 10/1  
Saskia 11/1  
Mary 16/1  
Science 18/1  
Lesley 22/1  
Sam 22/1  
Vanessa 25/1  
Craig 33/1  
Any other 14/1

[Sussex]

Science looks good for a few quid.

May have been me Yeovil, but it was the celeb one. Ta very much Bez, £480 smackaroonies  

[yeo]

That was it  

How much did you put on?

[sonicyouth]

kemal - no grasp on reality at all

i'd say he was the most down to earth person on there. talks alot of sense.

how exactly is he down to earth? is it the fact he says 'darling' after every sentence in a style more camp than a VW camper van? or the fact he's islamic but eats pork and drinks alcohol?

[Sussex]

£20 on Bez to win right at the start, but also 2nd and 3rd place I think (could be wrong, it could of been first out and winner or something equally as daft). I'm not really a betting man but got a bit excited cos Bez was going in.

[yeo]

I like your style

[oxford_fan]

bez won me £30, i'm a small time better.

yeovil, anthony is the tanned butch bloke with short hair and craig david facial hair.

maxwell is the cockney geez.

craig's the mincepot.

lesley = northern slut.

saskia is the one with MASSIVE norks.

vanessa is the dull black girl.

[oxford_fan]

kemal - no grasp on reality at all

i'd say he was the most down to earth person on there. talks alot of sense.

how exactly is he down to earth? is it the fact he says 'darling' after every sentence in a style more camp than a VW camper van? or the fact he's islamic but eats pork and drinks alcohol?

i duno, i just think he's alright.

seems reasonably intelligent and i agree with most of what he's said so far.

[sonicyouth]

i've not been watching it that closely but he comes across as a prize knob to me. horses for courses and all that.

[Kinky Tom]

Most ludicrous quote so far:

Lesley has just said that when she goes out at home, she looks bloody gorgeous. - she looks gorgeous to be in the house.


She's lovely I fancy the pants off her.