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Bogus Dave
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« on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:37:24 »

did no-one tell me that carlsberg special brew was 9% a can. i'm not trying to sound like an internet big dick, but i've been drinking them since 5, and only now have i realised. i originally thought they just tasted funny. now i'm feeling far to drunk for half seven on a thursday afternoon.  normally this wouldn't be an issue, in fact it would be celebrated, but untill february i've entered this mythical land called the 'real world', and as such actually have to be up tomorrow morning


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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:38:39 »

Special brew is always strong.  That's why its called special.  If it was 4% it would be called "normal brew".
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:39:47 »

WELL WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME BEFORE
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:41:09 »

You didn't ask.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:41:18 »

I didn't realise you needed telling.  Apologies for the oversight.  However, I would keep drinking now.  If you stop you'l only feel worse.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:43:34 »

I'll swap you for my Strongbow?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:45:49 »

urm no. sorry. i apologise for the blatant self publicisation that this thread was. please can someone change it to a HOW WAS YOUR DAY thread? and then everyone can get involved. thx bbz xx
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:51:16 »

i got a job, hopefully at least, a trial shift tomorrow night at a bar in MK - finally...
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 18:57:14 »

i got a job, hopefully at least, a trial shift tomorrow night at a bar in MK - finally...

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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 19:09:01 »

whats worrying me is that your facebook says you are drinking alone Dave?

Im having Porridge for dinner!
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 19:09:38 »

What's wrong with drinking alone?
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 19:09:54 »

I'm having bread and marmite..
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 19:11:14 »

Drinking alone is great - you don't have to share and it encourages a state of thought that can only be decribed as "deep pondering".
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 19:11:36 »

Drinking alone is ace, no one can bollock you for having too much.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 19:11:49 »

And conversation doesn't get in the way of the drinking.
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