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« on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 03:11:49 »

right rant coming........

Now i understand people wanting to go somewhere for their hen/stag dos. Being in brighton we get a huge amount of them, i get that people want to get pissed and have a good time BUT why do you all have to dress fucking identically? and normally you look like a sack of cunts. "wow wouldnt it be funny if we all dressed as pirates!!!!!" no it wouldnt you fucking pricks. you just look fucking mongs. Plus dont fucking kick up a fuss when you are turned away from my club, i dont want fucking fancy dress tossers turning my club into some fucking retards fancy dress wankfest. fuck off. and no i couldnt give a fuck how much you would spend behind the bar you fucking waste of spunk. cunts.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 08:17:37 »

Well fuck you. Last time i go to your club.
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Danjackson10

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 08:52:00 »

haha! im off to greece in a few weeks for my stag do! Better not dress up as a load of nun's!
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 09:29:25 »

women out on hen do's are ften on their only night out of the year. and er let their hair down a bit.their sexual tension needs releasing.
i'm sure a few of the guys on here have benefitted over the years.
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #4 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 09:57:54 »

Is wanking from a distance benefiting?
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 10:24:50 »

I bet you wouldn't be complaining if a hen party dressed up like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz pitched up, complete with red shoes.....
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 10:32:12 »

women out on hen do's are ften on their only night out of the year. and er let their hair down a bit.their sexual tension needs releasing.
i'm sure a few of the guys on here have benefitted over the years.

An interesting theory Arriba, but I avoid the hen does like the plague. I'm with Mex on this one....ok you do get the odd one who's falling down pissed and appears to be gagging for it, but I steer well clear.

Take Friday night...I have to make an important text message conversation to make, so go and sit in a quiet corner to concentrate, over come two birds, who say "would you mind moving this is the hen party corner"

"Where's the fucking sign then?" Reg responds, "I'll sit here as long as I like, but thanks for the info"

I've a mate who specialises in Hen does though, and he sometimes ropes me in for tactical support...couple of weeks back he homed in a bird,.. posh totty, from Winchester, it transpired, part of what must have been the world's most boring hen party. Fuck knows what 5 posh birds were doing in Swindon, but I don't think they could have had a good time if it had smacked them in the face.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 10:45:04 »

Hen do's = A bunch of stupid bitches fucking about with condoms. I mean really, if some tart still finds novelty in blowing up condoms then she needs to be screwed a bit more until she gets married. I used to find that fun when I was in the scouts FFS.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 10:49:25 »

The best stag weekend I went involved 20 lads camping out in a large country house in rural Lincolnshire.  In the middle of nowhere.  Stacked drinks cabinet.  Huge lawn for football.  Indoor pool.  Village pub just up the road.  Cracking weekend, and not an L Plate in sight.

Agree with Mex's original post.  If you think dressing up like a cock is whacky and makes you interesting, you're a bit wrong.  Boring, formulaic toss.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 10:56:16 »

"Where's the fucking sign then?" Reg responds, "I'll sit here as long as I like, but thanks for the info"

I am always on the look out for people talking about themselves in the third person.

In the past year or so I have caught Michael Vaughan, Richard Hatton and serial offender Sam Allardyce doing it.

I have just found another.

What a shame.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 11:00:13 »

Boxers do it all the time.  Ardiles hates that.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 11:01:41 »

I am always on the look out for people talking about themselves in the third person.

In the past year or so I have caught Michael Vaughan, Richard Hatton and serial offender Sam Allardyce doing it.

I have just found another.

What a shame.

"Is there an ology for looking out for people talking about themselves in the third person" , Reg retorted. "If not, I think Michael should invent one."
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Sussex

« Reply #12 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 11:11:49 »

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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 11:12:43 »

You're all a bunch of miserable cunts
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #14 on: Sunday, June 7, 2009, 11:53:13 »

On my stag do they had me in wedding dress i thought it was very unoriginal at first until i realised it was fucking gay pride weekend in amsterdam.
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