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« Reply #15 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:17:57 » |
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Did you know that squirrels see in black and white but dream in colour? Also dreaming about squirrels is a symptom of scurvy.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:20:31 » |
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What if you dream about coming over a squirrel?
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spacey
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:23:21 » |
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That's a symptom of accountancy.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:27:24 » |
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Weird, I stopped doing accountancy ages ago.
Maybe I mistook a chicken for a squirrel.
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herthab
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:40:36 » |
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There's a new squirrel in town, the black squirrel.
They will fuck up the grey squirrels and make the reds their bitches
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It's All Good..............
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 19:45:22 » |
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Alesha Dixon?
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 20:16:20 » |
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Chris Maidstone - eating squirrel. Didn't take you long to go native did it?
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 20:59:59 » |
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I have been bitten by a grey squirrel. Bastard. About twenty years ago it was outside my then flat looking decidedly fucked by the side of the road as it had probably been hit by a car. I didn't really think about what I was doing but I picked it up and the bastard bit through my thumb.
Tetanus jabs required and the RSPCA to put the little shit down.
A red squirrel wouldn't have bit me. He would have given me Starbucks vouchers and a bouquet as thanks.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 21:29:35 » |
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Its enough to drive you nuts.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 21:32:49 » |
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I'm pretty sure that if you trap a grey squirrel you're supposed to put it down or something. A nice bit of unsourced, possibly made up, bit of information in an attempt to add something to the thread.
Personally the grey squirrel has gone up in my estimations during the last few posts.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 21:38:56 » |
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Are Grey Squirrels just older red squirrels?
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 21:54:30 » |
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Are Grey Squirrels just older red squirrels?
No, they are the blackshirts of the squirrel movement. |
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 21:55:50 » |
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but red squirrels are commies.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 22:04:18 » |
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but red squirrels are commies.
With families and caring hearts. |
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, June 5, 2009, 22:37:47 » |
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Its enough to drive you nuts.
Interesting Topic |
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