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« on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:32:40 »

i will get the ball rolling with adrian chiles, does my head in. He should grow some balls and give that an irish bird a grope on air.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:34:00 »

if not him, subcontract it out to me to do on his behalf
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:36:45 »

I hate that knob. Isn't he one of the people heading up the World Cup bid? God help us.

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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:38:43 »

I haven't seen Chiles on TV since Morrissey made him look a right tit.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:42:26 »

what did morrissey do?


that twat billy from eastenders is a tit too
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:44:18 »

Who the fuck is Adrian Chiles?

Anyway, I was thinking that the most inoffensive man on TV would be David Attenborough (I'm a bit of a fan). But even he gets hate mail.

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NATURALIST Sir David Attenborough gets hate mail from viewers for not crediting God in his nature programmes.

“They tell me to burn in hell and good riddance,” Sir David said.

Fuck the god squad Dave, but....

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“I always reply that I think of a child in East Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball. The worm cannot live any other way, except burrowing through eyeballs. I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator,”

Touche old boy.

Here's a teeny edit cos I forgot to post the missing link (no pun intended): http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2174627.ece
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:44:58 »

I can take billy.

Nick and his evil kid would be good if either of them could act. It's like watching a spastic who's been caught wanking into the biscuit tin telling his helper that it was someone else.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:45:40 »

thats great, i fucking love attenborough for that. thats what im talking about, some more bollocks on tv.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:46:35 »

nick cotton walked out of a dentist in hove in front of me and my dad yesterday.

my dad said " hello ma"

nick didnt look impressed.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:48:42 »

Don't think he's on telly now but that Terry Christian is a right tool. Always seems to have a filthy smirk on him, no doubt because he thinks he's oh so controversial. More like oh so cock.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:52:09 »

My little Sis once had a crush on Terry Christian.

I will never, ever let her forget that.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:53:37 »

Songs of Praise misses Jonathan Edwards.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:54:58 »

Dale Winton :poofs:
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:58:20 »

My little Sis once had a crush on Terry Christian.

I will never, ever let her forget that.

That's possibly the most amusing thing I have read all week. Thanks for sharing Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 19, 2009, 18:58:58 »

Ben Shephard has to be on this list.
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