|
DMR
|
 |
« on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 03:09:10 » |
|
I've just spent some considerable time (and a full 9 rolls of cling film) wrapping my flatmates' each and every item in the kitchen very very thickly and as tight as possible.
Any ideas for some more... he'll hit back soon, it's sort of a war of attrition going on till the end of term.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
nochee
|
|
« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 06:01:23 » |
|
This is pure genius for any cruel brother to or son to attack the woman in the house with.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
magicroundabout
Fanta Pants
 Offline
Posts: 8786
|
|
« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 06:34:04 » |
|
does said mate drive?
if so take the fan covers off in his car and fill them with the bits out of the hole puncher.
make sure there are are a tone of them.
put them inside and then put covers back on.
turn fan onto full and to blow out of those fans.
next time he turns his engine on it'll all blow out overywhere.
have seen this done with excellent effect
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Sippo
Living in the 80s
Offline
Posts: 15616
I ain't gettin on no plane fool
|
|
« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 07:03:15 » |
|
That bird in that video is fit.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
|
|
|
suttonred
Offline
Posts: 12510
|
|
« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 08:13:09 » |
|
Successes of mine.
Sausage up exhaust pipe.
Prawns in suit pocket in wardrobe
Prawns sellotaped to radiator in bedroom
Fish in car manifold.
Watercress seed on carpet
No i haven't got a fish thing!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Bogus Dave
Ate my own dick
Offline
Posts: 16467
|
|
« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 09:07:42 » |
|
Cover the toilet with clingfilm, and put the seat down. Will work better if the first person to use the toilet is drunk
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Things get better but they never get good
|
|
|
Gelbfüßler
Offline
Posts: 1071
Was gücksch?
|
|
« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 09:11:26 » |
|
Put an egg in his pillow case
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Wir lassen uns unsere Liebe nicht nehmen
Nicht von den Bullen und nicht vom DFB
|
|
|
|
A Gent Orange
|
|
« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 09:15:25 » |
|
On their PC/Mac take a screengrab of their normal desktop (remember to put the mouse off screen). Now make it their wallpaper and put all the real icons in a newly made but unimportant folder (you can make a fake wastebasket if you want) and stick all the real desktop items in there.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
nochee
|
|
« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 09:49:32 » |
|
Shit in his handbag
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
strooood
As black as Patrick from EastEnders who is officially the blackest man on the planet.
Offline
Posts: 3231
|
|
« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 10:36:09 » |
|
piss on his skin
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
officially blacker than the night.
|
|
|
|
land_of_bo
|
|
« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 11:08:21 » |
|
Stab him
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ben Wah Balls
Offline
Posts: 5972
|
|
« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 11:33:53 » |
|
Spill coke over his coursework.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
A Gent Orange
|
|
« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 11:38:37 » |
|
Wait until he's alseep and then bum him.
Sorry been listening to too much Richard Herring.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Nemo
Shit Bacon
Offline
Posts: 23636
|
|
« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 11:44:29 » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
ron dodgers
Offline
Posts: 2742
shaddap your face
|
|
« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 15, 2009, 12:21:03 » |
|
sew up the bottoms of his trouser legs
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
