Calne - my adopted home!

[THE FLASH]

Plans to make the new tv series CSI Calne have been scrapped after producers discovered no one has any dental records and everyone has the same DNA!!

[Jamiesfuturewife]

to quote Facebook - Calne is the Ghetto of the shire!!

YOU LOVE IT REALLY!!

[Rich Pullen]

I lived in Calne 2000-2001 - never again.

This is coming from someone who lived in Westbury for a decade

[Phil_S]

Every one knows it's the arse ole of Wiltshire

[Jamiesfuturewife]

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat!!!

both Warminster and Westbury terrify me!

[flammableBen]

I don't think I've ever even stepped foot in calne.

I am pure.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

you should have come to my Birthday party Ben on the pool inflatable - remember?

CLC RULES!! whoop!

[Rich Pullen]

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat!!!

both Warminster and Westbury terrify me!

I've done Tour of Duty in both. Fear me.

[blinkpip]

Calne would be a quiet place, if it wasn't for chav's and drop outs terrorising the Town. Oh, and if they sort the roads in the Centre out.
Shoot the fuckers.

[THE FLASH]

I lived in Calne 2000-2001 - never again.

This is coming from someone who lived in Westbury for a decade

Westbury and Calne in a playoff..... tough one...

Both have large industrial Estates - 1 point each!
Westbury has a nightclub....ICE (Reflections to old skool like me) - 1 point Westbury.
Westbury has a Hardware store - Davies (Trottmans closed recently ) - 1 point Westbury.
Calne has a Sainsburys - Westbury only has Coop - 1 point Calne.
Calne has JFW - 1 Point Calne.
Both have white horses - point each.
Calne has that stupid fucking 'give way but dont take any notice system' -1 point

I make that 4-3 Westbury.....so far....

[Batch]

I always think of Melksham as being a bit 'odd'.

Though I've never been there.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Flash - Westbury SHOULD NOT get a point for having Fleckies - I had the misfortune to visit for the first time in approx 8 years the other week on a hen do - I can honestly say it has not changed one iota in those 8 years other than to become more run down and skanky and full of chavs
RIP Trottmans!

Batch - I Have to drive through Melksham every day twice a day - It is dire to say the least! PLUS I always see all the gear but no idea girl from the gym walking to her work and she repulses me!

[THE FLASH]

However - a bad night club is better than none at all.

My fave was Oscars at Longleat, visisted Gold diggers a few times and the Brunel Rooms....Old Skool Happy days!!!

Does Westbury have a swimming pool??  I think it does...

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Yes they do have a pool but Calnes is approx 1 million times better!

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

Calne is a total shitehole.