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Piemonte

« on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:10:13 »

........has just asked me why he cant save the powerpoint presentation he was working on to CD.

He's been trying for the last half hour and just put a call in to the IT helpdesk to get them to sort it out.

I've just had to point out to him he dosnt have a CD burner on his PC

That has been the highlight of my day :?

This threads for you OST and Reg
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DMR

« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:11:00 »

what a twat
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:11:27 »

What a wanker.

Does his foot pedal still work?  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:12:40 »

Sounds like my boss that does! quality!
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Piemonte

« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:16:19 »

Hes a nice bloke for a boss, but I'm surprised he can even turn on his PC at times!
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:16:44 »

Before I came to uni my assistant manager said the dumbest thing....

We were all trying to print something off of the computer. After spending ages making it look all colourful and gay, it suddely dawned on my manager that the printer only did black and white. My assistant manager found the solution:
"Why don't we print it off and put it in the colour photocopier? That might work"

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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:18:42 »

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Before I came to uni my assistant manager said the dumbest thing....

We were all trying to print something off of the computer. After spending ages making it look all colourful and gay, it suddely dawned on my manager that the printer only did black and white. My assistant manager found the solution:
"Why don't we print it off and put it in the colour photocopier? That might work"

Genius


Some people. :wall:
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:19:03 »

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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:19:43 »

Quote from: "simon pieman"
Before I came to uni my assistant manager said the dumbest thing....

We were all trying to print something off of the computer. After spending ages making it look all colourful and gay, it suddely dawned on my manager that the printer only did black and white. My assistant manager found the solution:
"Why don't we print it off and put it in the colour photocopier? That might work"

Genius

soapy tit wank      
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:51:21 »

Quote from: "simon pieman"
Before I came to uni my assistant manager said the dumbest thing....

We were all trying to print something off of the computer. After spending ages making it look all colourful and gay, it suddely dawned on my manager that the printer only did black and white. My assistant manager found the solution:
"Why don't we print it off and put it in the colour photocopier? That might work"

Genius


he/she wasn't related to Parkin "homophobic activities" Ticket was he?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:53:41 »

least he doesn't stroke your hair when alone in the office together or pinch your arse or generally make you go in the toilet and cry for at least an hour a day  Sad
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:56:11 »

Mine does...  Sad  :shock:  :?
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 14:57:01 »

 thanks for cheering my up dave
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:03:41 »

s'alright...  :king:
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, 15:21:44 »

Here's my techno contribution for the day, taken from my new favourite website, www.phonescoop.com:

"Hey everybody,
I've built a website/cellphone application to track your workout. If you have a Java-enabled cell phone, and are on a shortlist of providors (fido, bell and rogers, in Canada), you should be able to run the program. The site is called Exercell, and you can find it at www.exercell.com (I should note that is is totally free from my end. you just have to pay for data transfer). You create your workout on the site by entering all your exercises.. you can create routines, then assign exercises to those routines. Then you download the app to your phone (www.exercell.com on a WAP browser), enter the same username/password in the options menu and then Sync.

Please note, this is brand new and I'm the only one who has tested it thus far. I've tested it on a SE Z600 and an Ngage. I've also done a few tests on a Blackberry, but nothing too extensive yet. (I havn't been able to get the wheel clicks to work, so you have to use a different button for selecting menu items).

I really hope people can get some use out of it. I welcome all sugggestions and problem reports. Any of these can be directed to pete@exercell.com.

Cheers,
Pete "

.....So there you have it.  Pete's waiting for your responses.  He sounds a pretty crazy guy to me.  Note the way he starts off with "Hey everybody" and how he shortens his name from 'Peter' to 'Pete'.  Pure craziness.  I've sent him the following e-mail (cos I can use e-mail)...

"Hey Pete -
My cat's called Mittens"

He's not replied yet.
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