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I really want to go on Dragons Den but i am too stupid to invent something. All the good stuff has already been invented. I was using my chain saw the other day and I thought shit I really wish this hadn't been invented because if it hadnt then I could invent it and go on Dragons Den and make a lot of money. So if anyone has any inventions let me know  |
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 17:40:12 » |
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Pay as you go internet
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:21:01 » |
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They should but a ring of tiny match heads at the end of cigarettes, and then have something to strike them on along the side of the pack.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:23:34 » |
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Beer that never goes flat and/or warm.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:25:54 » |
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Beer that never goes flat and/or warm.
You can't just say something that would be ace, you have to have plans for the execution you stupid cunt. |
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:27:30 » |
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You can't just say something that would be ace, you have to have plans for the execution you stupid cunt.
A machine that executes stupid cunts. |
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:28:44 » |
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I hope it executes ginger twats too.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:28:52 » |
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Beer that never goes flat and/or warm.
So we could invent the beer can or fridge is that what you are saying? |
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:29:56 » |
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I hope it executes ginger twats too.
It would not discriminate, we do not have the technology. |
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:30:17 » |
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A good looking woman who cooks, cleans and gives good oral sex.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:31:24 » |
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:31:56 » |
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A good looking woman who cooks, cleans and gives good oral sex.
Pay for the op and I'm yours. |
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:34:22 » |
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They should but a ring of tiny match heads at the end of cigarettes, and then have something to strike them on along the side of the pack.
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OK Einstein. I see a major flaw in your plan........ would it not just be easier to use a lighter? |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:35:40 » |
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I think Ben's invention would make it less of a problem if you lost your lighter.
Would the ciggy light without that initial puff though?
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 26, 2009, 18:36:04 » |
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It's so you wouldn't need a lighter. I'm always losing mine.
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