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« Reply #45 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:14:25 »

Only if you don't eat tomatoes but as you have, you're buggered - not in the Scummer sense obviously - err probably. Its a fact that everyone who has ever eaten a tomato is either dead or will die. Undeniable logic.
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« Reply #46 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:16:38 »

Only if you don't eat tomatoes but as you have, you're buggered - not in the Scummer sense obviously - err probably. Its a fact that everyone who has ever eaten a tomato is either dead or will die. Undeniable logic.

Oh my god - if you don't eat a tomato, you're going to die !
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« Reply #47 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:21:35 »

Oh my god - if you don't eat a tomato, you're going to die !
No, you only die if you do eat a tomato. If you don't you live forever. Did I not make myself clear or are you trying to twist my words.
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« Reply #48 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:26:00 »

No, you only die if you do eat a tomato. If you don't you live forever. Did I not make myself clear or are you trying to twist my words.

So are you saying that Hancock never eat a tomato? I find that hard to believe. How can you be a superhero without eating tomato based pizza?
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« Reply #49 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:29:23 »

A superhero would not be so stupid as to eat a tomato. They have an inner sense - its like Superman avoiding kryptonite or fB avoiding work.
Superheros do not eat tomato based pizza - fact. If they did they would lose their powers and then eventually die after their immune system had failed.
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« Reply #50 on: Monday, March 16, 2009, 22:20:15 »

Take out the 't'......

'Bollocks I'm not immortal hen'..?

Thank fuck for that. I wouldn't want to go on forever as a female chicken.

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