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flammableBen

« on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 19:48:02 »

Apparently I don't have a moat. How likely am I to be caught out by pillaging Vikings in my under defended state?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 19:59:26 »

If you hide in a cupboard they won't find you.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:00:14 »

Just make em a death burger Ben, they won't bother you after that!
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flammableBen

« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:01:45 »

If you hide in a cupboard they won't find you.

Should I build a moat around the cupbard? I could put it in the bath?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:14:14 »

Haven't you got a moat around your fort...perhaps you could make one out of old bits of plastic packaging....drawbridge would be handy as well.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 20:36:53 »

Don't forget a nice portcullis.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 21:17:01 »

Should I build a moat around the cupbard? I could put it in the bath?

The moat will attract attention to the unsuspicious cupboard
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 22:41:07 »

Get a fucking job you twat...
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 4, 2009, 23:04:25 »

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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 00:11:55 »

Random abuse. Awesome.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 11:38:31 »

Retreat into your bathroom. Get in bath Get DMR to come and "deal with" your toilet. Hey presto, instant moat
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 11:52:08 »

When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort.  It was great.  I have no idea whether it is still there.

Sadly, it did not have a moat though.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:19:28 »

When I was a kid, there was a playpark in Freshbrook that had a wooden fort.  It was great.  I have no idea whether it is still there.

Sadly, it did not have a moat though.

Alas the fort has been taken down. Used to ride my BMW down the slide...probably why it's now been removed!
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:22:02 »

BMW?!?!?

Not your BMX?

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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 5, 2009, 13:23:40 »

Alas the fort has been taken down. Used to ride my BMW down the slide...probably why it's now been removed!

Your car must be pretty fucked as well.
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