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Simon Pieman
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« on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:38:49 »

Tidying; cleaning; washing up; washing clothes; ironing. Far from my favourite things and after weeks of neglect there seems to be a lot to do  :x

Maybe it's time to get a women  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:40:32 »

easy there si, surely there is some other answer.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:41:51 »

Women are not the solution Sipie. They'll do it but give you so much shit about it that you'll wish you did it yourself.

just throw things away when they're dirty or used Cool
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:43:31 »

Dude washing up can be cool, as long as you have your favourite music handy and you'll able to crank it up a bit.  Then just take your time washing those dishes as you chill out to your favourite tunes.  The rest is shit though.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:45:03 »

I always play the tunes when I do the chores, makes it a lot easier. Never do ironing unless I need a shirt, which these days is very rarely
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:47:14 »

Don't get a woman, women hate chores.  The only woman that will do your chores is your mum.

I don't do chores  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:49:25 »

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Don't get a woman, women hate chores.  The only woman that will do your chores is your mum.

I don't do chores  Cheesy


I bet that's not true. I bet you are a closet chore fan. Women must like chores, it's in their blood  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:53:03 »

I honestly hate chores, I fucking hate ironing and cleaning and shopping with a vengence. So I don't do it.  I don't mind cooking nice things but that is about it
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:53:13 »

I have never ironed a garment in my life.  I like that statistic.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:53:19 »

Yeah she's just kidding you birds love all that cleaning, making the dinner, child birth, changing nappies, then nagging us blokes to death.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:54:32 »

I enjoy cooking sometimes but thats about it. I'd live in a right shithole if it wasnt for the mrs.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 14:56:59 »

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Yeah she's just kidding you birds love all that cleaning, making the dinner, child birth, changing nappies, then nagging us blokes to death.


This bird does not!!!    :twisted:
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 15:18:34 »

Chore update: I have managed to take the rubbish out, change my bed sheets and take out the rubbish. All with my own two hands :|
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 15:18:37 »

Living at home is great.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 20, 2005, 15:49:10 »

What Sonic said.....I employ someone to do the chores for me, she's called Mother!!!
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