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Sippo
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« on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 13:30:11 »

Wrong. Bloody typical of this country.



The kids voice hasn't even broken yet!!
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 13:39:51 »

i seriously doubt he is the natural father.the little slag should have her fanny sewn up though
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 13:42:23 »

The mother looks like Jay from Eastenders.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 13:47:25 »

I very much doubt that the kid holding the baby has yet reached puberty, and have even greater doubts that he had 9 months ago.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 13:58:10 »

I suspect we'll end up paying for the little fucker.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 14:29:35 »

Fuck off is he 13, he looks about 9 or 10.

If he is the father though what a hero, wish I'd got me nuts in at that age.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 14:33:49 »

grim and gross - I read the article in the Sun about it earlier - They asked the boy how he planned on paying for the child - he answered "Im not sure I dont even get pocket money - sometimes my dad gives me £10"

his dad was proud of him though as he had "put down the playstation and been up the hospital to vist"

the apple doesnt fall too far from the tree is seems
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 15:16:53 »

the apple doesnt fall too far from the tree is seems

It does if you pick it up and throw it.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 15:23:04 »

I suspect we'll end up paying for the little fucker.

It's hardly the babys fault.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 15:36:00 »

I gave it a year before they are on Jeremy Kyle and he isnt the dad.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!




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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 15:37:03 »

Player...
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 15:56:46 »

Yet another compelling argument for the forced sterilisation of all scum.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 16:34:03 »

But if that happened i would not be here.... Oh
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 16:47:48 »

It does if you pick it up and throw it.

Ill throw it at you you big ming!  Tongue
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, February 13, 2009, 16:58:07 »

Are you calling sam fat? That's not very nice.
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