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BANGKOK RED

« on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 17:27:35 »

Leaving the toilet seat up or down.

Does it really fucking matter either way?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 17:32:02 »

it really irks me when i go to use the lavatory, and some bitchcunt has left the seat down.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 17:34:02 »

Just pee on it, they soon learn.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 17:59:39 »

Leaving it up means we actually have to touch it to put it down. Yuk.

If I have to I normally wrap toilet paper round my hand before touching it.

Plus, it looks better down and not so bare and horrible
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 18:23:03 »

But you still have to touch it with your arse.

Or do you wrap toilet paper around that as well?
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 18:24:54 »

And another thing, why oh why oh why do you have a pop at us when we fancy putting it up your bum? youre so bloody selfish.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 19:10:21 »

Leaving it up means we actually have to touch it to put it down. Yuk.

If I have to I normally wrap toilet paper round my hand before touching it.

Plus, it looks better down and not so bare and horrible

We have to touch it to lift it up...
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 19:13:01 »

But boys are grubby Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 19:18:17 »

i know some pretty grubby women...
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 19:19:01 »

i know some pretty grubby women...

Likewise!

I feel that you have just opened this topic up in true TEF style to a wider audience Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 19:44:58 »

Isn't there an advert that says there are more germs on your chopping board

or tea towel, than on a toilet seat?

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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 20:37:11 »

Depends what you do on your chopping board.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 22:14:06 »

If I have to I normally wrap toilet paper round my hand before touching it.

I do that at work. There's some disgusting (unknown) cunt who pisses all over the toilet seat and another wierdo (again unknown) who wraps bog roll up and under the toilet seat to cover it completely. There are some very strange people about.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 22:25:35 »

I bet it's Spacey.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 23:27:44 »

I do that at work. There's some disgusting (unknown) cunt who pisses all over the toilet seat and another wierdo (again unknown) who wraps bog roll up and under the toilet seat to cover it completely. There are some very strange people about.

He must work at my place too, full of weirdo's. Who talks on the phone, at work, whilst having a dump when you've quite clearly seen there's other people in there? Just strikes me as odd.
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