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Simon Pieman
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« on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 17:35:24 »

Grays to be precise, what a shithole. Never seen so many teenage single mothers, which is pretty bad considering I live in Swindon.

Also never seen so many Uggs. JFW would be in Ugg heaven.

Walked to the bar and the first thing I heard was a blonde loudly telling the bloke next to her that she was too selfish for a theesome. How many types of aids can you get in six months?
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 17:39:58 »

HIV, FIV, Grid.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 17:53:26 »

I've never heard of FIV. Bet it's better than herpies though.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:04:32 »

Being a resident of Essex, it really grates with me that places like Grays, Tilbury, Purfleet, Ilford and all around there are classed as Essex at all. They're just part of East London really.

This is more what Essex is like:

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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:06:45 »

Went out with a girl from southend once...she was filth Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:09:02 »

Being a resident of Essex, it really grates with me that places like Grays, Tilbury, Purfleet, Ilford and all around there are classed as Essex at all. They're just part of East London really.

This is more what Essex is like:


I worked in Maldon in December and it was a nice little town. Nothing to do there either though (as to be expected).

Hopefully I will be working in places other than Grays in the future.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:31:54 »

Ha, I just let a house in Maldon, every person I spoke to spekas like a wide boy
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:34:44 »

Ha, I just let a house in Maldon, every person I spoke to spekas like a wide boy


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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:37:02 »

Oh come on mate, I like Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Actually pisse doff, was meant to be back at my mums for weekend and then up to MK for GFMs birthday, snowed off! booooo
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:46:43 »

Glad you pulled si
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:49:17 »

Does Jamie Slabber still play for Grays?
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 12:31:03 »

Umm Essex girls Smiley

Do you know Burnham on Crouch at all OST? Lived there for 5 years.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 16:04:41 »

I bet they are fake Uggs though?
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 16:19:34 »

Fake or not, I've never understood Uggs... they're hideous.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 16:42:19 »

Fake or not, I've never understood Uggs... they're hideous.

Likewise.
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