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« on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 09:19:28 »

except 14 olympic gold medals and 7 world records

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic_games/7873669.stm
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 18:12:55 »

Bet if he toked bong before a race he'd be miles better. I've seen it happen. when my housemate at uni had the power of green he was invincible at monkey bowling on the ps2.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 20:01:08 »

Yes he can swim like a fish.

But he still takes twice as long as a normal person to complete a sentence.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 20:01:57 »

Yeeeeeahh maaaaaaan.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 6, 2009, 20:03:20 »

To be fair, last time I had smoke, I achieved fuck all for about four hours afterwards.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 18:26:01 »

How come hes so trim?..........when i was in Amsters i at about 6 pizzas and a bargain KFC Bucket after an afternoon chillin!
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 18:36:15 »

increased metabolism

...from all the swimming he does
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Spencer_White

« Reply #7 on: Saturday, February 7, 2009, 20:30:19 »

Too much oxygen to the limbs and not enough to the brain.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, February 8, 2009, 11:58:37 »

Watched a thing on Cannabis the other day......Its all to do with Sea squirts and evolution.
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