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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 13:14:27 »


On another note - Why do men always propose in the face of a relationship collapse?

ummmmm Ive never been proposed too!  Sad
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 13:20:26 »

ummmmm Ive never been proposed too!  Sad

Have you ever dumped anyone to beg for your hand in marriage?
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 13:21:42 »

ummm nope - maybe thats where Im going wrong?  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 13:44:28 »

We never did elope, did we...
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 13:46:28 »

Have you ever dumped anyone to beg for your hand in marriage?

haha brings back one particular memory.  My response "you're clearly clutching at straws".
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 14:05:03 »

We never did elope, did we...

no............I think you went off me!
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 14:19:26 »

A female lodger, who's about 25 and doesn't want babies.

spat coffee out!
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 14:20:16 »

no............I think you went off me!

No no, i was just waiting for you to ditch your other half!
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 15:04:55 »

With regards to marriage, I didn't propose to her this week, we've been engaged for a couple of years.

On the kids topic, been there, done that and really don't want to do it again. There's also a lot of family history of premature death (65ish) and while I'm not planning on departing quite that soon, it is something I'm aware of.
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 15:43:44 »

Im in a very similar situation GF's clock is ticking big time, sadly we have to let each other go - which is a lot easier to type than to do! Its the only "problem" in our relationship, but they don't get much bigger.....(well apart from  - no, thats another story.....)
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 15:43:56 »

it's all about older women.

Get a 65 year old in Herthab, she certainly won't give you any grief about babies and you'll get her money in 30 years tops.
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 17:35:11 »

it's all about older women.

Get a 65 year old in Herthab, she certainly won't give you any grief about babies and you'll get her money in 30 years tops.

How long does Herthab's gf have to have been cohabiting before she can get 50%?
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 17:54:15 »

How long does Herthab's gf have to have been cohabiting before she can get 50%?

It's ok Reg, she's got more than me so if we go 50-50 I'll be quids in.
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 18:41:38 »

It's ok Reg, she's got more than me so if we go 50-50 I'll be quids in.

 Sorted then...
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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 23:19:50 »

it's all about older women.

Get a 65 year old in Herthab, she certainly won't give you any grief about babies and you'll get her money in 30 years tops.

On the downside it will be like throwing a hotdog down an arid corridoor.
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