Samdy Gray
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« on: Saturday, January 31, 2009, 23:45:38 » |
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Bit quiet on here tonight. As you may have seen in another thread, my missus has her sister and best mate round. They're all pissed and playing on SingStar. Fan-fucking-tastic. Although with any luck I'll get a bit of 4 way action later   |
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, January 31, 2009, 23:52:42 » |
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Then afterwards you can go for your free chlamydia screening.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, January 31, 2009, 23:58:09 » |
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Hahaha. Yeah.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 01:13:54 » |
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them bollocks empty yet samdy?
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 01:23:40 » |
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I'm in my flat. On my own. Quite sad really! Mind you, I have stacks of work to get through tomorrow and a book to read and return all the way to the library by about midday, so it's for the best that I have a quiet night!
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 02:27:22 » |
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I lazed about getting drunk on my own.
Ive worked way to much lately and being at home rules!
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michael
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 03:36:36 » |
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I've been to the Vic and dancing downstairs with a geezer who looked like Jimmy Saville.
Now then now then.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 03:39:58 » |
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I got drunk and went to the club night and then got sad and sent depresseive text and then threw a slipper through someones window to cheer myself up. sad times  |
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michael
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 03:41:04 » |
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Poor Dave Did the slipper actually penetrate the glass? |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 03:44:50 » |
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the window was open
mwwaaaahahahahahahahaha
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michael
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 03:47:39 » |
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That's mental Whose slipper was it? Actually don't answer that. Who did you send drunken texts to? I have great discipline and will power and rarely, if ever, make this error.  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 03:49:17 » |
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it was a housemates slippper, oh the hilarity!
The sms was sent to a possible female interest, and i may regret it. And now there are security people in my crib and they dont suspect a thing, the perfect crime woooopeeee
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michael
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 03:58:45 » |
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If I were you, in your situation, I would take a scattergun approach to sharking girls. If you throw enough shit, sooner or later some of it will stick What is she like anyway? Incidentally, I don't suppose anyone saw 'Total Wipeout' earlier? I'm keen to learn if anyone made it across the 4 big red balls tonight. I don't believe it has been achieved yet. |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 04:01:45 » |
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I can't see that ever happening...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, February 1, 2009, 04:03:03 » |
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Shes a very nice person to be quite frankly hoinest. with a big forehead.
I did not see total wipeout,and i do not belive that feat was acehieved either i am afraid. otherwise my enteborrang would have tingled.
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