Pork Pies.

[Marie]

damn, I dont have a car, marie can you give me a lift?

Ashley, its three minutes walk! Stop being so lazy!

[Asher]

Yeah but its uphill, I dont have a coat and I am tired.  Will ring someone else, ones thing for sure im not walking.

[BANGKOK RED]

I'm a bit limited for choice out here, I am also a bit of a sausage roll fan but the Thai's idea of a sausage roll is literally a sausage in a roll which is not quite the same.

My kingdom for a Devon Savouries (Do they still have them there?)

[Asher]

I had a lovely sauage roll at leicester services late on monday night, was lush!!!!! mmmmm

[janaage]

Australian beef pies are the best pies in the world.  FACT.

Steak & Egg is the daddy.  Everywhere in Oz seems to sell an amazing range of home made pies, they love them more than we do.

Can't beat a Pork Pie for a quick snack outa the fridge.  I usually just nuke em in the microwave so any jelly that be there is gone.

[Marie]

Yeah devon savouries still exsist. two in town centre now! ...actually possibly three?

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

there used to be three or four but yeah its two now

[Marie]

One my market, one by the new game shop (debenhams way) and one at the op by town hall?
The debenhams one might have gone though?

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

there are two! trust! i think the debenhams one did go. dont remeber seeing it there last time i was in town

[Rossi]

The fact that pork pies are quite unhealthy sort of takes the edge off them.  I would probably enjoy eating them a lot more if I knew they weren't so unhealthy

[Marie]

If the sludge wasn't in there it would be more healthy right?

[Batch]

The fact that pork pies are quite unhealthy sort of takes the edge off them.  I would probably enjoy eating them a lot more if I knew they weren't so unhealthy

Fact: Things taste better if they are unhealthy. I am not religious, but if I was I'd be god was having a laugh when he 'invented things'.

Consider :

Bacon v Quorn
Fried Onions v Celery (ooh ahh)
Pork Pies v carboard.

The sooner you realise that unhealthy things are just 'better' the sooner food becomes pleasurable.

Of course the slight disadvantage is higher riskk of heart disease and becoming a fat bastard.

[Kinky Tom]

Not sure Marie, the 'sludge' is surely just geletine, but without sugar, as far as I'm aware geletine has very little fat, so I'm unsure as to whether it would be unhealthy.  

The pastry will be very fattening, whilst the pork bit will no doubt be made of reconstituted meat and will have all sorts in there - making that unhealthy too.

[BANGKOK RED]

The fact that pork pies are quite unhealthy sort of takes the edge off them.  I would probably enjoy eating them a lot more if I knew they weren't so unhealthy

Fact: Things taste better if they are unhealthy. I am not religious, but if I was I'd be god was having a laugh when he 'invented things'.

Consider :

Bacon v Quorn
Fried Onions v Celery (ooh ahh)
Pork Pies v carboard.

The sooner you realise that unhealthy things are just 'better' the sooner food becomes pleasurable.

Of course the slight disadvantage is higher riskk of heart disease and becoming a fat bastard.

Brussel Sprouts v Snot.

I know which one I'd rather go for!!!

[yeo]

Bangkok would you like the TEF to send you a porkpie aid parcel?