Fred Elliot
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« on: Tuesday, January 27, 2009, 23:10:49 » |
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How's Fizz and Ches ?
Oh and by the way,
would you mind if I shagged your sister ?
Thanks
Fred
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Power to people
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 15:32:58 » |
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Evwen though she's pregnant ?
Fred I thought you had higher standards....:>)
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 15:41:06 » |
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How's Fizz and Ches ?
Oh and by the way,
would you mind if I shagged your sister ?
Thanks
Fred
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When you're smiling.........
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:47:40 » |
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One of the more esoteric TEF threads of late...still always good to field a bit of Fred's rumpy pumpy talk...been a bit quiet on that front lately.
STI on the old chap?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:51:39 » |
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Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers.
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DV
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:52:26 » |
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You werent the only one who got that letter today!!
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 18:56:29 » |
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Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers.
Yeah...I'm of a similar mind. My younger son who hasn't lived me for a couple of years got a letter, so he opened it on visiting recently...he's completely devoted to his gf. Whereas his old man, who didn't get a letter.... |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 20:11:06 » |
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Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers.
Just send them a letter saying you're in a relationship and you're not allowed to go, but would you be so kind to check the enclosed used condom. |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 29, 2009, 10:09:06 » |
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They sent those out in Calne too - I didnt get one as Im too old!
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, January 29, 2009, 10:20:15 » |
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I must be too then... depressing.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, January 29, 2009, 10:32:04 » |
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too old to even get an STI!!! no younger STI carrying folk want to have unprotected sex with us *sigh*
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Batch
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, January 29, 2009, 13:09:41 » |
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Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers.
 Sorry but that IS funny. |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, January 29, 2009, 13:21:26 » |
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too old to even get an STI!!! no younger STI carrying folk want to have unprotected sex with us *sigh*
I will. I've probably got a few STI's as well. |
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DMR
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, January 30, 2009, 03:08:13 » |
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Talking of STI's, I had a letter from Swindon PCT today inviting me to attend a Chlamydia screening. Just because my age fits their selection criteria. I've mind to send them a letter of complaint, the stereotyping judgemental wankers.
I got one last year, although I'm younger than you? I fucking took it as well, saves you £30-40 quid for a home test jobby and christ only knows some of the stuff I got up to in Ibiza, Tenerife etc. If it can go undetected and all that, it's probably better to stop bleating as if you've been victimised and piss in the pot. |
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