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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, January 27, 2009, 23:05:55 »

My piss glows in the dark now

Ideal if I go for a trek in the Jungle at night, I can just piss randomly along the way and I will always be able to find my way home
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:00:09 »

This is a true fact as well. If you confuse someone massively while they have hiccoughs (correct spelling) then they will stop.

ie. Ask the patient to say the word "why", they will get confused as to why you are saying it and the hiccoughs will stop. Unfortunately this method only tends to work once.
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:34:01 »

My favourite cure is to drink with your fingers in your ears, I certainly get the best results with that method at least.
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:34:45 »

How do you hold the glass?
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:35:38 »

An assistant helps in the absense of straws...
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:36:24 »

Phew.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:42:23 »

I don't suppose it would ever be worth while creating a position of glass holder for such events, I suggest your money would go further if you invested in a pounds worth of straws.  Just a thought.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:48:24 »

Advice heeded.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:49:35 »

My favourite cure is to drink with your fingers in your ears, I certainly get the best results with that method at least.
i do the same, take a massive gulp of water, put my fingers in ears and also cover my nostrils, head back and swallow
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2009, 17:53:10 »

say to someone stricken with the hiccups "i'll give you £20 if you can do 3 more".

often it works. if they manage to do 3 don't give them any money.
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