Blow-up doll sex suspect arrested in Australia

[Barry Scott]

This made me laugh. 

Police in Australia have arrested a man accused of breaking into an adult shop and having sex with blow-up dolls, it was reported Wednesday.

The 23-year-old allegedly broke into the Laneway Adult Shop in the northen Australian city of Cairns on several occasions, having sex with a doll named "Jungle Jane," the Cairns Post reported.

It earlier quoted the store's owner saying the burglar always cleaned up after himself, but the dolls were dumped unceremoniously in an alleyway behind the store.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," he said. "It is totally bizarre."

Police have charged the unidentified man, believed to be from the city's Manunda suburb, with four counts of breaking and entering. They told the paper that DNA samples had been recovered from one of the dolls.

"Following intelligence-based inquiries, we attended a Manunda address and made an arrest," police spokesman Jason Chetham said, according to the Post.

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[suttonred]

At least when he's done the business he let them down gently!

[ronnie21]

At least when he's done the business he let them down gently!

As opposed to some TEF guys who let their partners down quite rapidly!!

[dell boy]

A Blow Up Doll Religion

A guy goes into an adult store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, 'Male or female?'
Customer says, 'Female.'

Counter guy asks, 'Black or white'?
Customer says, 'White.'
 
Counter guy asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
Customer says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?

 

 


Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'

[THE FLASH]

I bought one once.....

It said on the box that it was the most realistic doll on the market.

two days later i had a dose of the clap!