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« on: Friday, January 23, 2009, 21:53:53 »

I didn't half arf at this letter to Ricardo Branson from a disgruntled Virgin punter...

http://www.popbitch.com/home/which-one-is-the-starter-which-one-is-the-desert/

Well worth a quick read.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, January 23, 2009, 21:55:31 »

Brown for the main course, white for dessert.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, January 23, 2009, 22:16:54 »

That's brilliant, I really want some vodka-refresher cheese.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, January 23, 2009, 22:56:26 »

I'd tell the cunt to fucking pivot. I despise people who rant and rave about plane food, or McDonalds food etc, you know what's coming, if you don't like it make yourself a sarnie or go to a cunting restaurant.

I ban the fucking prick from my airline and offer the compensation of shoving the letter up their backside.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, January 23, 2009, 23:01:03 »

I'd tell the cunt to fucking pivot. I despise people who rant and rave about plane food, or McDonalds food etc, you know what's coming, if you don't like it make yourself a sarnie or go to a cunting restaurant.

I ban the fucking prick from my airline and offer the compensation of shoving the letter up their backside.

Yeah, go to a restaurant on a plane, or make yourself a sandwich that you're not allowed to take through security.

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DMR

« Reply #5 on: Friday, January 23, 2009, 23:05:16 »

Presumable no-one randomly boards a flight, you know when it departs, eat before - it's not rocket science.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, January 23, 2009, 23:46:31 »

I do agree DMR....some people like to moan for the sake of it,..but saying that we are all different,i never moan when unhappy but alot do...if you have paid for an on flight meal it should be a decent standard...i dont eat or drink on flight,flying scares me rigid and i would throw up anyway!
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, January 24, 2009, 00:00:32 »

I don't care, it's fucking funny you whinging cunts.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, January 24, 2009, 00:04:17 »

PLane food is shit for some very valid reasons - firstly it needs to be mass produced and stored in shit conditions, secondly your taste buds are shot to pieces at altitude even in a pressurised cabin.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, January 24, 2009, 08:32:40 »

Flying to india to virgin is a nightmare. The service is no where near the real 'atlantic' experience
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, January 24, 2009, 08:36:48 »

Flying to india to virgin is a nightmare. The service is no where near the real 'atlantic' experience

Presumably you can only fly to the virgin once.
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, January 24, 2009, 10:10:40 »

Presumably you can only fly to the virgin once.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, January 24, 2009, 10:56:08 »

tee hee the man referred to a desert and not a dessert
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, January 24, 2009, 11:00:46 »

on the plus side though i find it most amusing
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