Big Chef Takes On Little Chef

[Simon Pieman]

Anyone been watching this? I've found it surprisingly interesting, I thought Heston Bloominwhatshisface would be a complete cock but he actually seems a reasonable bloke and willing to dispose of his ideas which aren't going to work.

I can't help but think the Chief Exec wants him to make some stupid menu so it's a disaster and he can say the Little Chef is great after all. Unfortunately Heston isn't playing ball.

[axs]

I saw the first episode, is the second out yet?

[Simon Pieman]

It's on now and concludes tomorrow. You've missed most of it but ch4+1 magic will take you there.

[Saxondale]

Second is on now.  Little chef bloke is a prick stuck in the 1980 business speak.  Last episode tomorrow.

[axs]

It's on now and concludes tomorrow. You've missed most of it but ch4+1 magic will take you there.

4OD will suffice.

[Simon Pieman]

I don't think I ever heard the term 'blue skies thinking' until yesterday. I'm now going to incorporate it into my conversations at work and see if anyone calls me a wanker to my face instead of behind my back 

[axs]

I couldn't stand that guys wank business talk  - 'Blue sky thinking', fuck off cock.

[axs]

We posted that within 2 seconds of each other, impressive.

[Bennett]

i saw yesterdays, i'm about to piss of chubbs and watch the second now

[Simon Pieman]

Does Chubbs share the television with the computer. Will you interrupt his WoW playing by watching the programme?

[Miss Angry]

I just cant believe they copied his menu!

[flammableBen]

I watched both. Been rather good. I think the business people were hoping for him to come in, sort out a few fancy bubbling odd icecreams or something and then just use it as a big marketing ploy. Heston seems to want to come in and sort out a proper rebranding and up in actual quality.

Heston's chef number 2 bloke comes across as a right smug twat though.

[axs]

Both of them.

[THE FLASH]

Second is on now.  Little chef bloke is a prick stuck in the 1980 business speak.  Last episode tomorrow.

Let me assure you that it is up to date business speak.....i had a manager a few years back...what a prick...i reckon he was marooned at an airport for 6 weeks once and read every fucking management book you see on display in the local WH Smiths....what a cock..

'Whats the size of the prize?'

'Let me help you to help me'

'You have to be in it to win it'

...........as much as a knob the chief exec is Mr Big chef is just as bad thinking he can get anybody to stop on the A303 at Popham and nosh a Calves tongue hot pot with smokey chocolate ice cream....and his chefs got shitty when no fucker wanted their grub..

Sky plussed the one tonight to see tomorrow.....Very good viewing...

[chalkies_shorts]

The best I ever heard was "I'll leave you to stir that around your mental wok".