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DMR

« on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 17:58:04 »

Right, woke up this morning with a screaming head, but something wasn't quite right. As I sort of came round to my senses it occurred to me that I wasn't in my bed, or any bed, but curled up in our flats fucking airing cupboard, with wet jeans (which, tbh with you townend, I'm working on the theory that it was my own piss).

So I dive in the shower, go to the kitchen and the room goes quiet when I come in. My mate Smithy breaks said silence by saying "shit, are you ok mate, we had no idea where you were... the last we saw of you was when you broke the wall outside!" So I stick my head out of the door and sure enough there's a 2 foot chunk of plasterboard missing. Contemplating this is interupted by the realisation I have no phone or wallet about myself and searches have thus far proved fruitless. I've also got a swollen wrist and a black eye.

I have absolutely no idea what went on, OK so it's really as actioned packed as Walrus' tales cos I can't remember shit all... anyone have any idea as to why someone might have a total blackout, I've never had that before??
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:00:29 »

Ease up on the drinking.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:00:39 »

did you take any illegal substances?
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DMR

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:02:04 »

did you take any illegal substances?

Yes but it's not exactly the first time.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:02:32 »

Ease up on the drinking.

This is quite clearly not an option nor an answer.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:03:43 »

what did you consume? if you mix drugs and booze then expect to have no memory from time to time.
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DMR

« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:05:48 »

Uncle Charles came to visit but I've been absolutely battered when I've been down that route before and still woken up in the right place with half an idea as to why I'm hanging
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:07:44 »

that would explain the violence then. charlie does inflate the ego somewhat.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:23:43 »

Could of been date rape. Is your ass sore i reckon you was bummed
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:29:11 »

It happens.i woke up in a field across from my house covered in dew with my clothes neatly folded up next to me.If id been at home id never have folded my clothes up...
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:29:42 »

It all seems to be intact but I will bend over in front of the mirror to be sure. Cheers DRS.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:31:48 »

dont take drugs and dont drink to excess
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:33:01 »

It all seems to be intact but I will bend over in front of the mirror to be sure. Cheers DRS.

Ask one of your flatmates to have a look,just to see what they say  Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:34:18 »

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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 18:43:08 »

 Back about September time, mate mid 40's, fairly steady geezer was telling, me about how he'd been on the lash, gone back to a bird's house, she was just a work friend...next thing he remembers was waking up outside one of the sheds down Rushey Platt off Wooton Bassett Road.

He was convinced he'd been slipped something, as nothing like it had happened to him before..he sought my advice, as someone who's got wasted down the years, had anything like it happened to me.

 It hasn't.
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