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« Reply #15 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 04:11:09 »

I gave you an avatar,happy 16th post.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 10:12:42 »

The pilot did brilliant...flopped the plane into the river...not one injury apart from shock.

Didn't someone have 2 broken legs?
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 10:53:11 »

OMG why does this stuff have to happen the day I go to book my holiday!!!

I am NOT a good flyer
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 12:32:49 »

OMG why does this stuff have to happen the day I go to book my holiday!!!

I am NOT a good flyer

But you are a good swimmer, so relax Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 12:38:34 »

actually Im not a great swimmer either  Embarrassed
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 12:41:06 »

actually Im not a great swimmer either  Embarrassed

What sort of lifeguard application form did you have to fill out then ?
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 13:01:16 »

ummm I can swim - but its hard cause If I take my lenses out Im blind - Im I keep them in - I cant open my eyes
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 13:14:02 »

You best get some prescription goggles in case you have to swim for it then.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 13:31:33 »

ummmm Ideally Id like Lazer eye surgery but Im too scared

being blind is rubbo
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 14:01:17 »

ummm I can swim - but its hard cause If I take my lenses out Im blind - Im I keep them in - I cant open my eyes

So, what sort of lifeguard application form did you have to fill in then ?
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 14:04:10 »

ummmm Ideally Id like Lazer eye surgery but Im too scared

being blind is rubbo


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« Reply #26 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 15:11:42 »

OMG that is me in my glasses!! Ive just spat my soup out I was laughing so much....god Im so attractive
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 21:28:04 »

The plane only crashed because of all the fat americans on borard.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, January 16, 2009, 21:36:10 »

Couple of valium and a gin make flying bearable I find. I was once a lifeguard in days gone by so the water (albeit a bit cold) may have been welcome ?
PS Yeovil Red.............Thanks friend I'm really made up !
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, January 18, 2009, 00:17:44 »

The plane only crashed because of all the fat americans on borard.

 Cheesy Good work.......
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