Bogus Dave
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« on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:42:21 » |
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The question that has troubled mankind for millenia. Would you rather have sex with:
A recently deceased but still warm woman OR
A live chicken.
I put it to you, oh wise members of the TEF, to put forward your answers to this age old question.
For the record, i'd go with the necraphillia
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:46:04 » |
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Is there anything stopping me from doing both?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:49:55 » |
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That would be sick
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:50:53 » |
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Never dreamed of the live chicken, recently deceased but still warm woman 3-way? Are you gay?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:54:38 » |
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fussy goes without.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 23:55:45 » |
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Never dreamed of the live chicken, recently deceased but still warm woman 3-way? Are you gay?
I had never thought of that no. now you mention it though... fussy goes without.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 00:06:07 » |
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How would this woman have died?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 00:12:04 » |
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A disease that will have no negative effects on you
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 04:08:53 » |
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Is it a sexy chicken?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 05:58:57 » |
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Is it a male or female chicken and how warm is the woman? Can I sprinkle either with sage first? Important questions need answering here Dave.
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Berniman
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:19:40 » |
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What about a recently deceased but still warm chicken?
I think i'll pass on both but a live woman dressed in a chicken outfit is a different thing altogether!
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:35:13 » |
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herthab
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:37:57 » |
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What a cock(erel)
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 09:42:41 » |
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Is it a male or female chicken and how warm is the woman? Can I sprinkle either with sage first? Important questions need answering here Dave.
You having a blonde moment Sussex? |
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, January 8, 2009, 10:17:33 » |
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Oh balls. In my defence it was quite early when I posted it. Sage question still needs answering though.  |
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