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« on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 11:17:12 »

Fucking ice! Fell of my push bike this morning on my way to work. Going down a hill round a corner slipped on a patch of ice bike went one way I the other landed on my arse and carried on sliding down the hill which hurt. Now have a sore back and arse!!!!  Bye Bye
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 11:30:12 »

I'm surprise your not making a claim some how?
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:24:03 »

Fucking ice! Fell of my push bike this morning on my way to work. Going down a hill round a corner slipped on a patch of ice bike went one way I the other landed on my arse and carried on sliding down the hill which hurt. Now have a sore back and arse!!!!  Bye Bye
So now you know how Don Rogers Shop felt!!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:28:55 »

Fucking ice! Fell of my push bike this morning on my way to work. Going down a hill round a corner slipped on a patch of ice bike went one way I the other landed on my arse and carried on sliding down the hill which hurt. Now have a sore back and arse!!!!  Bye Bye

I did the same years ago and snapped my crutiate!
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:34:59 »

I did the same years ago and snapped my Banjo !
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:37:31 »

DRS did it recently and snapped the pavement!

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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 13:49:31 »

Fat cunt
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 14:35:38 »

DRS did it recently and snapped the pavement!



Made me giggle.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 09:25:32 »

How's the banjo now then Fred?
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dell boy

« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 09:31:08 »

How's the banjo now then Fred?
Probably still playing the same old tune!
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:04:13 »

How's the banjo now then Fred?

He put an overinflated claim in for a new instrument.

That's right, Fred's on the fiddle.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:06:10 »

Many a good tune are played on an old fiddle
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dell boy

« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:09:10 »

Many a good tune are played on an old fiddle

Only if you pluck it properly!
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:20:11 »

When you get to my age they can pluck it any way they fucking want !
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dell boy

« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 13:22:55 »

When you get to my age they can pluck it any way they fucking want !

You are a whipper-snapper compared to me.

I need to warm up and warm down before my plucker works.
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