My boss.

[BANGKOK RED]

I always knew that my boss is a bit weird but he is starting to freak me out a bit now.

Just now I came back in from lunch to find him reading a book by David Icke, "What the bloody hell are you reading?" I asked.

He then went on to explain who David Icke is (I already know), and the 'discoveries' that he has made with regards to lizard people and stuff, he was babbling on for a while until it dawned on me that he actually BELIEVES this shite. And when I told him that it is a load of bollocks and that Icke is a nut job, my boss proceeded to show me a load of pictures of so called lizard people from the net.

Their are some strange times ahead in our office me thinks, along with some great times taking the piss.

[flammableBen]

Barry Manilow is clearly a lizard.

[url width=350 height=450]http://www.shoutmouth.com/content/colin/nerds/barrymanilow.jpg[/url]

[BANGKOK RED]

There must be something in it after all.

[Ardiles]

If lizards are his thing, could always mention to your boss that Swindon's manager from 1933-39 was called Ted Vizard...if you're looking to ingratiate yourself, that is.


Ted Vizard


I accept that it would have been better if he was called Ted Lizard, but you can't have everything.

[Batch]

Buy him a copy of "V: The Mini Series" and tell him it's a documentary. He might run for the hills leaving you to chillax your working days away.