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chalkies_shorts

« on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:10:25 »

I've just found out I've got rats in my decking - big buggers. I'd lose if I tried to arm wrestle them out so has anyone got any ideas. I could put down the poison but the blooody things will just rot and stink. Their in and out points aren't big enough to send a terrier down.
As UB 40 sang "Got a rat in me deckin' what am i gonna do".
Any ideas welcomed.
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JPC82

« Reply #1 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:11:18 »

rat traps?
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:12:36 »

Elliot and his kettle.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:14:19 »

I did think of that but I didn't know of his kettle was big enough. 1 rat = 20 mice. Fred - are you available for hire?
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:16:05 »

http://www.swindon.gov.uk/environment/pestcontrol/ratsandmice.htm
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:17:09 »

Pay out and get a professional pest catcher in Chalkie...will save you lots of hassle and maybe money in the long run.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:17:15 »

Id ring the Council they'll do it properly.

I'm terrified of rats.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:18:39 »

I used to see rats quite a lot around the halls at uni. Southampton has quite a big problem with rats. Was fairly disgusting really.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:19:50 »

I did think of that but I didn't know of his kettle was big enough. 1 rat = 20 mice. Fred - are you available for hire?

I can borrow a tea urn if that is any help ?
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:20:09 »

Id ring the Council they'll do it properly.

I'm terrified of rats.

I'm paranoid when putting the rubbish out at night at work, that a rat the size of a small dog is waiting just the other side of the bin lid to attack me.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:21:07 »

My wife seems to think I should do it. I'm more than happy to pay out. I don't fancy my chances. I got rid of mice I had in my house but these buggers are different league. Thanks for the link Sie Pie -I'll have a look.
I did think of asking a family of Scousers around for a barbecue and tell them I'd ran out of meat.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:21:16 »

My biggest fear is one coming round the u bend when im having a poo.Ive seen it happen on telly and never been able to relax on the toilet since then.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:26:19 »

I used to see rats quite a lot around the halls at uni. Southampton has quite a big problem with rats. Was fairly disgusting really.

 It's being a port and that...how the Black Death came into Britain.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:34:39 »

Incidently Highworth was nearly totally wiped out by the Black Death...thats when Highworth was twice the size of Swindon.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:36:04 »

They freeze me-I'd move!
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