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« on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:10:25 » |
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I've just found out I've got rats in my decking - big buggers. I'd lose if I tried to arm wrestle them out so has anyone got any ideas. I could put down the poison but the blooody things will just rot and stink. Their in and out points aren't big enough to send a terrier down.
As UB 40 sang "Got a rat in me deckin' what am i gonna do".
Any ideas welcomed.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:11:18 » |
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rat traps?
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:12:36 » |
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Elliot and his kettle.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:14:19 » |
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I did think of that but I didn't know of his kettle was big enough. 1 rat = 20 mice. Fred - are you available for hire?
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:16:05 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:17:09 » |
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Pay out and get a professional pest catcher in Chalkie...will save you lots of hassle and maybe money in the long run.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:17:15 » |
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Id ring the Council they'll do it properly.
I'm terrified of rats.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:18:39 » |
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I used to see rats quite a lot around the halls at uni. Southampton has quite a big problem with rats. Was fairly disgusting really.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:19:50 » |
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I did think of that but I didn't know of his kettle was big enough. 1 rat = 20 mice. Fred - are you available for hire?
I can borrow a tea urn if that is any help ? |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:20:09 » |
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Id ring the Council they'll do it properly.
I'm terrified of rats.
I'm paranoid when putting the rubbish out at night at work, that a rat the size of a small dog is waiting just the other side of the bin lid to attack me. |
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:21:07 » |
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My wife seems to think I should do it. I'm more than happy to pay out. I don't fancy my chances. I got rid of mice I had in my house but these buggers are different league. Thanks for the link Sie Pie -I'll have a look.
I did think of asking a family of Scousers around for a barbecue and tell them I'd ran out of meat.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:21:16 » |
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My biggest fear is one coming round the u bend when im having a poo.Ive seen it happen on telly and never been able to relax on the toilet since then.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:26:19 » |
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I used to see rats quite a lot around the halls at uni. Southampton has quite a big problem with rats. Was fairly disgusting really.
It's being a port and that...how the Black Death came into Britain. |
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:34:39 » |
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Incidently Highworth was nearly totally wiped out by the Black Death...thats when Highworth was twice the size of Swindon.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, January 2, 2009, 20:36:04 » |
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They freeze me-I'd move!
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