The Perfect NYE

[Dazzza]

I find New Years about as enjoyable as a Johnny Ball pissing on my face.

It used to be good but ever since 2000 it’s never quite been the same.  The sickly false sentiment from people you don’t know, those you wouldn’t normally spit on wanting to shake hands and the total prats who come out of the woodwork having not been out all year and don’t know how to order a round of drinks nor hold them.

Anyway, what is everyone up to and what is the perfect NYE?

[chalkies_shorts]

Staying in with my family. Drinking wine and getting stuffed at the Wii by my kids. No queues, no overpriced drinks, no nutters wanting to smack you one, a stroll up the stairs for a piss or bed. No bloody "auld lang syne" Jocko crap. No Jools Holland.
Bacon butty and Alka Selzer in the morning and job done.

[Arriba]

staying in.loads of magners and some quality food.nye is totally overated(unless you are single)fucked some right munters cback in the day on nye

[Dazzza]

I like the sound of it.

Think it's a Chinese and a few bottles of red from the cellar for me tonight.  

Everyone is at home with the family and a few have fucked off to Dublin and are paying £10 for 2 pints in Templebar so we'll make our own fun.

[Simon Pieman]

I was hoping to be going to a house party but it looks like the person wouldn't be able to [couldn't be bothered] organise a piss up in a brewery.

I'll probably just stay in and have a wank instead.

[flammableBen]

Supposed to be meeting loads of uni mates in Bristol, which to be honest has "fucking disaster" written all over it. Luckily got the "second christmas" with some extra family visiting excuse.

[Chubbs]

I find New Years about as enjoyable as a Johnny Ball pissing on my face.

It used to be good but ever since 2000 it’s never quite been the same.  The sickly false sentiment from people you don’t know, those you wouldn’t normally spit on wanting to shake hands and the total prats who come out of the woodwork having not been out all year and don’t know how to order a round of drinks nor hold them.

Anyway, what is everyone up to and what is the perfect NYE?

sounds like a normal saturday night to me

[Reg Smeeton]

staying in.loads of magners and some quality food.nye is totally overated(unless you are single)fucked some right munters cback in the day on nye

 About 4 year back, I stumbled out of 20 odd years of monogamous marriage, into a NYE and discovered I still had the magic...weird as fuck..OK NYE is a bit of an open goal, but hey..

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

I'm off round my mates for some beer, a few games of darts (he has a dart board set up in his front room) and a bit of Xbox. Should be a good laugh anyway. Only a 5 minute walk to get home in the early hours. Can't be arsed to go out.

[dell boy]

About 4 year back, I stumbled out of 20 odd years of monogamous marriage, into a NYE and discovered I still had the magic...weird as fuck..OK NYE is a bit of an open goal, but hey..

Sounds a bit like a scene from Hook ... did you find your marbles?

[Miles Mayhem]

motion in bristol. im feeling gash and its going to be a very long night. However Annie Mac is playing so it could be entertaining never the less

[spacey]

he has a dart board set up in his front room

Jesus! I bet he's popular! His very own dart board set up in his living room! How the other half live.

[Dazzza]

Come on Chubbs Christmas and NYE really brings out the tosspots.  I can handle the regular sprinkling loons, nutters, psychos that are out every week but it’s the people who come out of the woodwork that serve no purpose other than to clutter bars, drive prices up and get on everyone elses bitch tits.

My favourite species is the manager or director who emerge typically on staff Christmas parties.  Unfamiliar with their employees usual haunts they can often be seen venturing into territory they wouldn’t normally dream of frequenting with all the same puff and piss they normally talk to their employees with instantly attracting the attention of the territories top sodomites, bouncers and predators.  Aggrieved at this new noisy species invading their territory they’re often verbally assaulted at the earliest opportunity and if you’re lucky you may even see them escorted from the premises from the no nonsense lump on the door with a cursory punch for their trouble.

[herthab]

I had a dartboard set up in my front room for a while.

But I realised I was living a lie. People weren't coming round because they liked me, they were just there to take advantage.

I felt used..............

[Reg Smeeton]

Sounds a bit like a scene from Hook ... did you find your marbles?

 I lost my marbles years ago....I did for two or three years go to an annual NYE house party in Hartley Wintney, which is just along the road from the Hampshire Hook...each time took a different fit young bird from Swindon...happy days.