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« Reply #15 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:59:57 »

will jameson do? i'm in london and its all i have with me.

No, no, no!

You can't treat those symptons with an Irish whisky, you need a good old fashioned Bourbon!
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:18:29 »

my symptoms are:

painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy
too hot/cold easily

...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.

I have all of those and have had since Sunday and I still feel no fucking better.

Hope you get over it quicker than me thats for sure.
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:22:39 »

Sounds like fucking "man flu" to me.

Fucking lethal shit that.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:39:33 »

It sounds like you had intercourse with fatbury and caught something nasty from him
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 14:59:31 »

Either that or Alsop's used a gone off banana on your rear passage, which has lead to bananalaria.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 17:03:34 »

I hope you die oxford fan.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 17:31:21 »

my symptoms are:

painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy
too hot/cold easily

...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.

I've got all that apart from the painful throat. Only manage to sleep for 2 hours thursday night and ended up watching Jeremy Kyle and 4am.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 11:33:57 »

Trying to sleep was probably the worst part. It's almost gone now, only the sore throat persists. I may start smoking again as it seems to be nearly gone.

Thank flip its cleared up in time for Christmas Eve drinking and beyond.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 10:43:48 »

Gurgle something salty.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, December 25, 2008, 19:43:39 »

stupid stupid stupid. just as i was getting better i got on the beers two nights in a row and now have the aids again.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, December 25, 2008, 23:21:43 »

did you ever get the lovefilm thingy i sent?
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, December 25, 2008, 23:35:14 »

nope, never got to me Sad
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, December 26, 2008, 08:52:05 »

Bloody oxford postal workers.

They might not have liked the address I used.

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« Reply #28 on: Friday, December 26, 2008, 09:17:41 »

Ox-FROD?

i guess you used my street name??
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, December 26, 2008, 09:29:53 »

yes, and the postcode.
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