oxford_fan
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« on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:56:48 » |
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my symptoms are:
painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy
too hot/cold easily
...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:57:26 » |
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meningitis
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Chubbs
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:58:27 » |
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aids
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:58:52 » |
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Hypochondriasis!!!
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 12:59:09 » |
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spasticYou support oxford - those symptoms are normal  |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:00:32 » |
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Wait...............They are all symptoms you get if you got to the County Ground.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:03:46 » |
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Isn't that normal then? Oh.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:06:26 » |
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my symptoms are:
painful to swallow/lump in throat
aching all over, particularly the back
headache
clumsy/confused
no energy
...probably tonsilitis? i feel fucking shit.
The first two will certainly ruin your sex life. |
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:13:55 » |
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I prescribe Jack Daniels in copious amounts.
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:17:27 » |
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will jameson do? i'm in london and its all i have with me.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:25:01 » |
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Siphilis
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:35:58 » |
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meningitis
Nah, that's a brain disease. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:37:15 » |
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sounds like what ive got .. am just getting over .. virus apparently
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:40:13 » |
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If you add to that list, unable to move, you've got the flippin flu big man. I had it over New Year once, a day in bed with the flu whilst the whole world is celebrating is not a thing I'd like to go through again.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 19, 2008, 13:58:52 » |
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sounds like glandular fever or some kind of Epstein-Barr virus
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