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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:17:57 »

Girls are welcome as long as:

They are not retarded.
They have no history of mental illness.
They do not make me sit with them outside a nightclub/in a kebab shop for an hour.

Unless they are willing to sleep with me, then I might ignore the above criteria.

Haha its just came back to me!!! She got barred for the furnace so you both sat outside waiting or talking or whatever it is crazy kids do!
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:21:39 »

Miss Angry lives in a kebab shop?

Brilliant.

Not that one, the other mental one.
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:22:55 »

yeah, but it was her house it says on the last page.

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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:23:31 »

what he said - and im not mental
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:24:31 »

you edited grrr.
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:25:20 »

i had a dirty dream about you the other night miss angry.
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:29:04 »

I had a dream about you mex!!! It wasnt rude it was a bit wierd, i woke up feeling rather strange as i have no idea why you would be at my house whilst i was impersonating a crab whilst only wearing shorts n vest!
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:30:51 »

I had a dream about you mex!!! It wasnt rude it was a bit wierd, i woke up feeling rather strange as i have no idea why you would be at my house whilst i was impersonating a crab whilst only wearing shorts n vest!

You did that on my birthday too. Strange.
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:31:04 »

That is a little bit dirty, in a sideways kinda way.
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:32:28 »

so the connotations are i sneaked into your house and gave you crabs?
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:36:30 »

no, its hard to explain but i'll try anyway.
I was on my knees, mex and my boyfriend were just sat there looking at me not saying anything so i felt the need to break the ice... so two nut crackers suddenly appeared i took one in each hand for my claws. then i had a spatula in my mouth more like the pink one of futurama. then i wobbled a bit, they both laughed n took pictures and it was like i was back in the room and feeling really stupid not knowing why i had done such thing.

Now i think they got into my dreams n spiked my drink to make me do silly things.
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:37:49 »

i want to use that spatula on you, could your boyfriend beat me up?
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:38:45 »

no, but i would if you hit me with a spatula!
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:40:13 »

wasnt planning to hit you with it Smiley

right im off to bed, im going to sweden for the weekend so see you all next week.

try to dream of me, not just miss angry but all you motherfuckers.
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 23:43:57 »

Im just waiting to do my hotwater bottle then im off to bed.... I must advise everyone to get a hot water bottle, i forgot just how good n cosy they are
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