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Sippo
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« on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 12:56:06 »

I have 12 cans of guiness that its best before date is 21st. Is it wrong to give it to someone on the 19th?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 12:56:49 »

*Guinness
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 12:58:36 »

I bought it from turkey.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:01:07 »

Bloody lovely if you have 3/4 pint of guinness and 1/4 pint of port mixed.....mmmmm

And no Guinness wont hurt as long as its consumed within a month of the best before date.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:20:41 »

if it was me you gave them too I would think you were a stig  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:21:39 »

Canned Guinness isn't all that great really.
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:22:59 »

Yeah. But I wouldn't say know. Haven't had a drink since Sunday.

I seem to be doing this quite often recently. I think something is wrong.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:24:08 »

Canned Guinness isn't all that great really.

Hence me giving it away.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:24:25 »

Ben Im not sure why but recently when I read your posts in my head I read them in the voice of Randy from my name is Earl - is that bad?
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:24:44 »

why on earth would you buy it in turkey and then bring it home ?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:25:30 »

why on earth would you buy it in turkey and then bring it home ?

and then give it away because it wasn't all that great
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:27:10 »

The turkey thing was supposed to be clever wit because of the spelling.


I'll get my coat. Feel like a doofus (what a great word!) now.
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flammableBen

« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:33:37 »

Ben Im not sure why but recently when I read your posts in my head I read them in the voice of Randy from my name is Earl - is that bad?

Half of me thinks that's awesome, and the other half is horribly offended.

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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:37:06 »

if its any consolation Randy is my hero!
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flammableBen

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 13:41:14 »

It is some consolation. I think he's ace too.

There's an ace new one in Series 4 where Randy thinks he's invincible. Him and Earl agree to take it in turns doing their jobs; one day Randy will help Earl with his list, the next day Earl will be Randy's sidekick as he does superhero fighting evil things.

I think lots of other things happen in the episode but I can't remember now.
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