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« Reply #75 on: Friday, December 12, 2008, 18:30:00 »

Socks, boxers, a job and a new heart. Not necessarily in that order (except socks).

Greedy cunt. A new heart and a new job?
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« Reply #76 on: Friday, December 12, 2008, 18:30:32 »

Socks, boxers, a job and a new heart. Not necessarily in that order (except socks).

I've got packets of socks unopened from the last 20 Chrimbos, I'll bring you six pairs when we play Millwall.
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« Reply #77 on: Friday, December 12, 2008, 18:42:32 »

Fine. Can I swap boxers for a Nivea for Men gift set?
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« Reply #78 on: Friday, December 12, 2008, 18:44:57 »

Fine. Can I swap boxers for a Nivea for Men gift set?

Tight fit boxers no, Nivea now your talking!!!

I'll swap you six pairs of socks for 1 packet of Nivea and JY Jelly (optional gift) and two pairs of saggy boxers.
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« Reply #79 on: Friday, December 12, 2008, 18:47:29 »

Chuck in a diamonte thong and you've got a deal.
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« Reply #80 on: Friday, December 12, 2008, 20:19:55 »

I am having Jenna for Xmas Eve and Xmas Day dinner

I'm having duck. Have you considered goose or turkey as an alternative?
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« Reply #81 on: Friday, December 12, 2008, 21:34:27 »

Socks, boxers, a job and a new heart. Not necessarily in that order (except socks).

A good heart these days is hard to find...
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #82 on: Saturday, December 13, 2008, 20:48:35 »

a life.
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« Reply #83 on: Saturday, December 13, 2008, 21:12:36 »

a decent football team to support.
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« Reply #84 on: Saturday, December 13, 2008, 21:23:12 »

a decent football team to support.

You don't get anything because you kicked off about queuing in a post office. Santa doesn't like moaners.
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« Reply #85 on: Saturday, December 13, 2008, 23:15:11 »

Girls Aloud, after their party thing tonight..
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