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Don Rogers Shop

« on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:18:29 »

Was on my moped going down queens drive when my back tyre expoded spinning me across the 2 lanes outside. Luckily the other cars were just pulling from the lights and not doing any speed at all.

In the 3 seconds it took i heard god say "not yet Deano we are not ready for you"

oh and my boxers are ruined Smiley
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:19:04 »

thats a nice story
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JPC82

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:19:51 »

first of all why are u on a moped u big gay
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:21:28 »

scooters rule.

mods rule.

fuck off rocker.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:24:36 »

I want to get a moped they're ace, what type have you got DRS?  Also did you ride motorbikes before, or did you have to get a license especially for it?  As that's always put me off.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:27:38 »

praise the lord!
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:32:42 »

Haha fuck off Arriba

Jan you have to do a test but its piss easy, literally a few hours. I am actually selling mine as i will be driving in January its a yamati. Smart as fuck tbf
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:35:44 »

I wouldn't mind a little vespa, just for around town!
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Sussex

« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:39:43 »

Is the moped ok?
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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:40:42 »

Yeah Thankfully just a little scrape, my masssive tits took most the damage
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:42:00 »

My mum used to take me to primary school on her Vespa. It would have been cool if the spare helmet had not looked like the ones people wear when they are fired out of a cannon.

True story.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:44:35 »

I pissed myself when he called me at 8am telkling em this

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sonic youth

« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:46:37 »

telkling em?

i love you ash Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:51:33 »

in all seriousness it sounds like you were lucky mate!!!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 14:54:37 »

That's what you get for terrorising innocent pedestrians with your abusive chanting.
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