Eastenders in the Sussex household

[Sussex]

Sussex: So is that Witney legal yet?

Birdy: It's her 16th birthday today.

Sussex: Cool, don't feel so bad about that dream I had the other night.

Birdy: Great, I've got an unemployed boyfriend with heart disease, hasn't had an erection for ages and has paedophile tendencies.

Silence.

Honesty is not always the best policy. Fucking women. 

[Danjackson10]

Sounds like something straight out of eastenders

[Reg Smeeton]

 Can't you get Birdy a gymslip,  some navy knickers and offer her sweeties?

[Sussex]

We've just shared a bag of jelly tots, this grooming lark is more complicated than I thought..

[Rich Pullen]

We've just shared a bag of jelly tots...

She's taken the bait Sussex... time to pounce.

[Reg Smeeton]

We've just shared a bag of jelly tots, this grooming lark is more complicated than I thought..

 Haribo jelly babies Yes, it is isn't it.

[Sippo]

And then you come on an internet forum to tell everyone...

[flammableBen]

'Enders Peado dude is the best telly character since Chris Cousins.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

wow Sussex you are such a catch! 

I knew Birdy should have ran off with Moses whilst she had the chance!

[Simon Pieman]

At least you didn't kill anyone. Apart from in that Chester based soap opera.

Actually it's still not looking good.