The Billy Paynter Fan Club

[Simon Pieman]

Membership free, sign up here.

Rules of membership:

• Anyone who sponsored his shirt gains automatic lifetime membership.
• Anyone who doesn't see how great Paynter is as a player is blind and stupid.
• You can never defend Aljofree, Pook or Peacock and everyone else when they are getting slagged off.
• You are duty bound to defend Paynter's skill, workrate and anything else, even if it means a direct comparison to Trevor Benjamin in order to prove your point.
• Anyone who wants to join after a new permanent manager is appointed this season, can only do so by tattooing a picture of his face on their chest

Benefits of membership:

• Invite to the 'I'm a Billy' Party at the end of the season. Strictly invite only, dress code is a Billy Paynter mask. You cannot bring anyone with you as you are a Billy for the day
• Everytime Billy scores a goal we can rejoice in unison

[Simon Pieman]

I'd also like to stress that this is by no means a happy clappy fan group. We won't be making shitty banners or flags or use any ticker tape. Hopefully this will just create another clique to shout down and belittle other people's opinions.

[swindon-chap]

I'm in!
Is the Billy Paynter mask supplied with membership?

[Simon Pieman]

Yeah, why not.

[DiV]

...walking in a Paynter wonderland...

[Samdy Gray]

Sign me up...

[swindonbob]

Im in

[swindon-chap]

Could we all do a dance at the front of the DRS one game with our Billy Paynter masks on if he scores?

[pauld]

And me. I'm liking the mask idea, but then anything that hides my real face is generally a bonus

[ron dodgers]

BP is the man for me - ooo errr

[herthab]

I'll be a reserve. If anyone joins then leaves, I'll jump.

[nevillew]

I'm in.

This is as good as the time we tried to start a Trevor Benjamin fan club

[Don Rogers Shop]

I don't trust scousers so no thanks

[Tails]

Definitely in.

[dell boy]

Could we all do a dance at the front of the DRS one game with our Billy Paynter masks on if he scores?

Could be a long wait if he plays and finishes like he did yesterday.

Not sure if anyone else has brought this up yet:
In the first half, Paynter was through on the left hand side of the pitch, their player on the deck but he let the ball run out for a corner when he could very easily have kept it in and passed it to Cox unmarked in the penalty area .... what was that all about?