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Rich Pullen

« Reply #1005 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 17:33:36 »

What came first at a football match:

The cravat or the prawn sandwich?

How fucking gay. Sort yourselves out.

Well, I wear a bowler hat and sport a twisty moustache... Old school football fan me, so fuck off Wink
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Sussex

« Reply #1006 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 17:45:53 »

Ben, if you were to wear a cravat with the eye patch I think people would buy you more pre-match pints.
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« Reply #1007 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 17:46:51 »

Done!

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Rich Pullen

« Reply #1008 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 17:48:45 »

One of our beloved cousins on thisis mentions that BBC Radio Wiltshire has said one of the applicants has dropped out of the race, leaving three.

Make of that what you will.

Meh, that's all.
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« Reply #1009 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 17:53:14 »

that was posted in the adver today wasnt it?

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Rich Pullen

« Reply #1010 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 17:57:08 »

that was posted in the adver today wasnt it?



I don't know.
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« Reply #1011 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 18:07:09 »

One of our beloved cousins on thisis mentions that BBC Radio Wiltshire has said one of the applicants has dropped out of the race, leaving three.

Make of that what you will.

Meh, that's all.

Can they not name the 3/4 remaining and have a fucking poll on here or something?

Swindon chap, you owe me 10 Euro and with the pound being as useful as a cat flap on a submarine at the moment you may as well just give me 10 quid sterling.
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the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #1012 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 18:08:54 »

Can they not name the 3/4 remaining and have a fucking poll on here or something?

Just beg Reg to tell us who it is.
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« Reply #1013 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 18:11:38 »

Swindon chap, you owe me 10 Euro and with the pound being as useful as a cat flap on a submarine at the moment you may as well just give me 10 quid sterling.
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« Reply #1014 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 18:56:48 »

Right. For once I know who the knew man is. I don't normally have any sauces so this one is super out of the blue. I'll explain if anybody gert's it...

Just telling you would be boring

If you go through the thread, there's quite a few words which contain incorrect apostrophes. I've gone through and added another letter to these grammatical travesties. Find  all the extra letters, rearrange them and you've got the name of our new man.

Good luck!

God, I've got too much time on my hands sometimes.

I've made it out as Bet Lynch, god were fucked!!!
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« Reply #1015 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 19:12:52 »

I've made it out as Bet Lynch, god were fucked!!!

Good work....it's a long story, but when Paul Trollope was at Torquay, they briefly had Justin Fashanu playing for them. Now Bet was a bit of a fag hag, and used to hang out with Justin. The boss at the time was was some no mark Devonian brick layer (Wes Saunders)and Torquay were well in the shit. So PT suggested that Bet could deliver the halftime team talks...the boys were well impressed and results picked up.

 When AF consulted Hoddle he suggested talking to Paul Trollope to get a name, PT remembered the impact Bet had on the boys...so put here name forward. Fitton just has to get a release from the Daz ad contract.  Fatters will know this.
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« Reply #1016 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 19:26:19 »

I hear that Fitton has approached Iffy about a return  Crying
I think your sauces are about as good as swindon-chap's Smiley
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« Reply #1017 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 19:34:48 »

Why can't I bet on who is to be Swindon manager anymore on VC? I notice MM is 16/1 to be next Mansfield Manager!
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« Reply #1018 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 19:37:50 »

I think your sauces are about as good as swindon-chap's Smiley

Nah my sauces are on the money - about £1 a bottle aren't they :>)
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« Reply #1019 on: Thursday, December 11, 2008, 19:39:54 »

it clearly is...

wont blow our socks off, hasnt yet been mentioned (by anyone other than me) currently in a job.

Someone Fitton knows.

It is definitely Paul Sturrock.

Right! That's enough! This is the second time I've had to straighten you out on this. Once more and there will be a writ for copyright infringement landing on your doormat. Please refer to the Dream on .... thread where the Paul Sturrock theory was INITIALLY propounded.

You have been warned.

Some people, tsk tsk tsk!
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