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« on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:29:24 » |
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I'm building a time machine so I can go back in time and stop Sharon Osbourne being conceived. I'm trying to find something that will withstand the pressure of a black hole connected to a white hole.
Any ideas? Thanks in advance.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:33:48 » |
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You want to ask John Leslie, I'm sure he has experience in withstanding that kind of pressure whilst filming.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:39:53 » |
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Everybody know you keep the conflicting energies in equilibrium with a flux capacitor.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:40:50 » |
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Save your time by not worrying about it. If the time machine worked you'd have an answer already.
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spacey
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:41:54 » |
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Everybody know you keep the conflicting energies in equilibrium with a flux capacitor.
Damn! I guess my shed's not gonna hold out. |
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spacey
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:43:10 » |
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Save your time by not worrying about it. If the time machine worked you'd have an answer already.
No, no, no! |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:45:11 » |
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Damn! I guess my shed's not gonna hold out.
You can knock one up with a spring, a car battery, 7 inches of string and some dilithium crystals. |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:46:33 » |
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Would it be wrong to go back in time and sexually abuse yourself as a child?
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spacey
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:47:46 » |
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You can knock one up with a spring, a car battery, 7 inches of string and some dilithium crystals.
Get in! 1952 here I come. |
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spacey
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:49:33 » |
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Would it be wrong to go back in time and sexually abuse yourself as a child?
I'll give it a go and let you know what happens. |
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spacey
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 23:02:12 » |
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I went back to 1987, I figure I was looking pretty buff back then. I gave it a go, but I kicked myself in the nuts and ran off laughing. I tell you, if I ever catch up with myself again, I'm gonna give myself a right fucking hiding!
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flammableBen
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 23:17:32 » |
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Go back to 1987 again so this time they'll be two of you there. Then gang up on the cunt.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 23:27:44 » |
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Are you calling me a cunt?! I'll go back in time and gang up on you in a minute!
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flammableBen
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 23:32:19 » |
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Too late. I'm hiding in the future.
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spacey
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 23:37:01 » |
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The past is different from the future. You'd better look behind you.....or in front of you...or possibly sideways.
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