Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:32:38 » |
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does it mean podge?? since when has scented candle stood for podge???
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sonic youth
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:33:23 » |
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podge?! i was simply referring to giving you a nice scented candle that will light up your life and fill the room with a beautiful aroma
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:36:06 » |
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I've got to buy for a woman I know nothing about.
Bloody wonderful.
Buy her a dildo, all women love dildos, so it makes you look both thoughtful and caring. |
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:39:13 » |
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does it mean podge?? since when has scented candle stood for podge???
Nah. I just made it up. Does sound like it could though. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:44:06 » |
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I bought someone a shaun the sheep air-freshner
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Things get better but they never get good
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:57:32 » |
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podge?! i was simply referring to giving you a nice scented candle that will light up your life and fill the room with a beautiful aroma
I fill you with some aroma in a minute!  |
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 15:43:03 » |
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I've got to buy for a woman I know nothing about.
Bloody wonderful.
Get her this http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
You really have to. |
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 15:49:07 » |
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USB Disco ball in PC World - about £2..
I gave my telesales girl a muzzle a few years back.......by pissing myself at her ire i let the cat out the bag!
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 15:51:41 » |
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That shop Hawkins Bazaar has lots of cheap stuff i'd want from a secret santa. They even have a naughty section, which is not very hidden, amongst all the kids stuff.
When I worked at HMV the security guard was my secret santa. He just gave me my fiver back as he didn't know what to get. Slightly lacking in imagination but I was quite happy.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 17:01:46 » |
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That shop Hawkins Bazaar has lots of cheap stuff i'd want from a secret santa
That was the plan, the sheer array of cheap crap they have in there is something wonderful. |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 18:07:58 » |
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I'm with Ben on this one  . |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 10:32:22 » |
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I know both mine now
At real work - I have to buy something to wear (we have to pick a theme as well as a name!!) for Cass our slightly ekcentric scatty party time lady!! easy peasy!!
At the sports centre I have Ross - slightly harder but not too shoddy!!
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 11:04:10 » |
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My ex-boss, who is quite a funny bird, had to buy a secret santa for someone who got on her tits. So she went to some cheap poundland style shop and bought the woman 2 plastic, mock-laminate, wood effect style floor tiles. That was a fucking superb present. I got a cock shaped pink Ann Summers toothbrush from some other bird. Nice.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, December 18, 2008, 12:14:21 » |
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OMG - We have just done ours at work - Linda our nice temp lady had to buy me "something to eat" she has made me a HUGE basket full of homemade sweets, cakes and buiscuits all beautifully wrapped - I nearly cried its so nice!!
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, December 18, 2008, 12:18:19 » |
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I have got someone 'Mullett Top Trumps' from Hawkins Bazaar in town. If they don't like it, there will be murders.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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